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Lies, Damn Lies, and Male Podcasts
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Imagine having to explain to your kids what Zima was.....

I have a personal vendetta, but I also have a group vendetta due at midnight and none of the other members of my team have helped and I'll get even with them if it's the last thing I do.

Dead Poet's Society but it's just me teaching a bunch of Amish kids the lyrics to "Fat Bottom Girls".

Wait, there was an election?

Food coma - sleepy, stop eating Food comma - awake and keep eating after a short rest Food Oxford Comma - burp up half a pie on you blue dress while stammering like Hugh Grant

Gets roped onto a polycule but just as It support.

We just realized we never turned the podcast recording equipment on and we're having trouble recapturing the zeitgeist of Tyler's rant about women ruining drone racing.

Guy who is really concerned about international men's day on international women's day "OH YEAH? WHEN IS IT BAD FRIDAY?”

I went to my Jewish OBGYN's office and she had a labia menorah.

I paid extra to have my doctor voice record my diagnosis so I can put it on a cassette tape and get the bad news from Teddy Ruxspin.

*teleports in front of you* "Nothing personal kid" *Lifts up your shirt and gives your tummy a raspberry*