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Nobody is going to give you the education you need to overthrow them... ...except your logic teacher.

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Hai class

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As an educator, I'd just like to posit that daylight savings is dumb and bad.

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I wish I could grow tangerines.

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chile relleno

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Social media is fun because you basically just talk to yourself and sometimes a stranger replies to yell at you about why you’re wrong

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bitch dinner

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We should have a four-day work week by now. It’s the future. I need more time to deal with it

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Lol @ reminding my folks that I have had the house my daughter was born in repossessed by the fucking banks and lived in poverty since I became an adult in 2008 when the economy crashed. What radicalized you?

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Imagine thinking you are fighting crime by using a k9 to search kid's school bags for vapes. 🙄

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This meeting could have been a riot

submitted 22 days ago • 6 comments

We are all Sisyphus and Elon Musk is the fuckass boulder.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

you just narted your last fart, tartner

submitted 22 days ago • 9 comments

Good

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I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

submitted 24 days ago • 67 comments

Lol there's an escaped donkey outside my classroom, but she ran away when the cop came to apprehend her. 🤣

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For the love of god bring those astronauts home already.

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Me during Trump presidency part 2

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❤️

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GORILLA: [repeatedly signing the word “irregardless”] ME: What’s this asshole’s problem?

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Me doing my silly little self care before getting shiny and chrome

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A millennial but at what cost?

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🤘

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America has a bad case of Donorreah

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Last night the dog treed something I've never seen before. It looked like this: a Texas Ocelot.

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Thou shalt impeach the motherfucker.

submitted 35 days ago • 1338 comments

All these democrats talking about "fighting" don't have their hands out. Fuck is that? HOW are y'all fighting this? I don't see any fighting being done.

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Banana a snack. Plantain a MEAL. No, not a euphemism.

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I said I like it like that

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I haven't made a meme in years.

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I sometimes wonder if there is something medically wrong with the people around me driving. Like perhaps they are having a seizure or something. Then their behavior would make sense.

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🎶America! America! God shed his grace for thee. Till selfish gain no longer stain The banner of the free!🎶

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STOP COMPLYING

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Tomorrow is Wednesday

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Trump is stretching the limits of executive power in much the same way I stretched your mom out last night.

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Good morning from snowy ATX

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