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I’m not real and refuse to exist
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mentally I’m at my lowest and my husband says to me, “maybe we should buy slipper protectors for the house” GET AWAY FROM ME!!

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oven is broken and I can’t bake cookies or make bread which is my usual therapy so instead I am taking a bath and smoking lots of weed

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makes dinner, washes dishes, husband has the audacity to INSPECT DISHES? MF WASH THEM!!!!

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I wish there was a 10 day coma soup

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gonna force myself to exist today, bake bread + cookies husband has been begging for I hope I don’t have a 6 hour nap at 1PM

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pls I just wanna be a sexy femboy so bad but my husband won’t call me a good boy

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like I wouldn’t be able to hold a job with how bad my periods have become (they’ve always been bad but now they’re worse) and my doctor won’t care. When I got dizzy and fell at work last year (period related) he giggled at me!!!

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my doctor always underplays my symptoms and him doing that to my mom helped her cancer not be detected until she was dying. I’m so sick of male doctors

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adulthood is taking 3 Advil with a cup of coffee and then playing the try not to shit yourself game for ten minutes

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saw a TikTok of a happy 70 year old woman who stays active, travels, and has grandkids. the video had me laying on the floor sobbing because my mom will never get to be an old lady.

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FORTNITE AND FUCK

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just got off the phone with the dirt department and they’re getting rid of dirt?

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my sourdough starter became active literally two days ago after I took care of it for two months, my husband literally broke the jar tonight when I asked him to feed it. I’m devastated but feel bad for being upset with him? The feminine urge to feel guilt for men’s mistakes.

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smoke weed and play risk of rain 2

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rose toy broke last night and it was like losing a family member

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husband made me a cocktail for my bath at 2pm…. this is very nice

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blurry selfie who wants me

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hot sexy wife smokes weed in bathroom away from husband

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I’m really hoping my husband will wake up and say let’s go to ikea, I would be willing to forfeit my valentines weekend if we went to ikea

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imagine getting mad at me and I’m just some loser who has 8,000 hours in the sims

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yesterdays look………….

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boss makes a dollar I make a dime that’s why I get mind meltingly high in the bathroom on company time

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Doggone it!

submitted 34 days ago • 40 comments

new nails

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I need more people to follow, my feed is so dry. Please anyone with a pulse and two thumbs and maybe some humour, let me follow you 🫥

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I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

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I bet a lot of babies are made during power outages

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I have to plan my moms celebration of life and another wedding celebration for this summer and I’m so burned out of parties

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my dad and husband encouraging me to “take January off” because I’ve “been through so much” but the idea of not paying my own bills…. Idk…

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newlyweds in love who take their puppy to puppy class on Tuesdays and then make homemade bread (It’s me!!) 💜💜💜

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our wedding night and his family ruins it by losing their passports :3

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Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate

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put Grindr on my grandpas phone and told him it’s where he can meet people from church 🙏

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