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hanaphylactic.bsky.social
Emo was never a phase and I will beat you at Mario Kart on Nintendo 64.
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I should call him

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing forms stronger solidarity in friendships more than when there's a man who's done someone dirty.

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

Went on my first ever date tonight! He told me not to ghost him. He wanted me to catch public transport so he could drive me home. He was kind and so understanding of who I am as a person with no dating or relationship experience. But I waited an hour in the city for him to find I'd been blocked.

submitted 152 days ago • 2 comments

So proud of my daughter who cleans herself

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

Look how cute my mother's wedding dress was 🥰

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

Hannah Phylactic? Nah. That's Hannah Pavlova.

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

The people who make memes for instagram don't get paid enough for doing god's work

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna write a rom com novel about my life in 2025 and call it A Court of Mallets and Matcha

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

She's just a baby

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

Feeling very ripped off that it's been raining so much while I've been on holidays.

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

It's 7am and I'm laying in bed losing my mind over how funny this meme is. God I love the internet. (Image from oliviabrynnereads on insta)

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

Shout out to my biggest fans on twitter (the 😈 spam accounts)

submitted 159 days ago • 1 comment

Feeling sad just want a man with a beautiful 🍆

submitted 159 days ago • 1 comment

Rot Girl Summer

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

This is going to sound silly but god I miss all of my kids at school and being at work even though it's the place that has put me through so much trauma lol 💀

submitted 159 days ago • 1 comment

She got the Sabrina Carpenter (no makeup)

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

Still in bed but might go treat myself to a pastry, a coffee and a haircut.

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

Breaking news: Someone asked me out on a date and I said yes 🤭

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

Can't wait to go back to work in 2 weeks and when someone asks what I did on the holidays I'll tell them I got in trouble on instagram for saying men are trash

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

Really craving a huge honking glass of Milo with a 50/50 ratio of milk to Milo powder

submitted 162 days ago • 2 comments

I love when the 50mg of serotonin works!

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

Something good happened to me for the first time in as long as I can remember and I deserve a nap followed by some impulse shopping as a little treat.

submitted 162 days ago • 1 comment

I've got that dog in me (impulse shopping)

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

Need to change my tinder bio to 'looking for someone to do the washing up for me'.

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

Fav in solodarity if you also laughed when you saw the dong

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

If you can't handle me at my mentally ill, then you don't deserve me at my post 50mg of serotonin.

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

Nosferatu took The Substance.

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? I wouldn't want anyone else let's be real 😂

submitted 164 days ago • 1 comment

How does my stuff always end up in the boomer section of this app

submitted 165 days ago • 1 comment

My 🍑 is feeling juicy today (no pic)

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

Good night now say it back! (Even if it is 3am where I am)

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

Petition for Bluesky to allow pictures and reactions in DMs

submitted 165 days ago • 1 comment

Who up eating Christmas pudding and wanting to start their lives all over again (it's me)

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

My brain can't adjust from being in flight or fight all last year to feeling calm and doing whatever I want. 💀

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

I've suffered enough!

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

I miss Melbourne.

submitted 165 days ago • 1 comment

My DMs are open if you like emo music and fear face to face conversation lol

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

I'm here for both 😈

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry to everyone on my blocked lists

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

Signed up to Bumble just to feel something except I'm only matching with men who have blurry photos, listen to Sabrina Carpenter and love hiking. This is an actual nightmare.

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

2025 will be the year of walking around the house in my underwear, alternating between screaming emo songs and then sobbing to Britney Spears and Peach PRC

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

Put all men in the bin.

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments