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Balls, meet Johnson, Johnson,

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I always imagine he had stood on a piece of Lego halfway through this sentence.

submitted 404 days ago • 1 comment

Cock-a-doodle doo, dickheads

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

😅😅😅👍

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"Sir, please lower your voice, I'm trying to help you"

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"The bed's too hard. The pasta's overcooked. I hate that stupid pointy hat. The Popemobile is shit"

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JK Rowling naming an Italian

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I feel sorry for the kids but these parents knew exactly what he was and were fine with him hurting other people's kids because they thought theirs were safe.

submitted 1 day ago • 34 comments

We need facts as never before. 3 years after Putin invaded Ukraine, I spent 24 hours with combat medics on the Ukrainian frontline. Their courage, compassion, dedication & skill are astounding. Please read & please never stop standing up for Ukraine. 🇺🇦 www.theguardian.com/world/2025/f...

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

If you’re a Frasier fan, take a few minutes out to read this, you won’t regret it: open.substack.com/pub/archerpa...

submitted 1 day ago • 25 comments

“America has turned” www.ft.com/content/1511...

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The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our labrador is at the vets, they've given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

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@vimtotime.bsky.social saw this and thought of you

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“Trump has been quite open about this – he has been clear that he sees financial opportunities for the normalisation of relations between the US and Russia." Lewis Goodall explains what Trump hopes to gain from aligning so closely with Putin

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Yesterday GB News aired this commentary belittling a black actress on the BBC as a "diversity hire". This is what Marks & Spencer have been aligning with. Take action: www.facebook.com/MarksandSpen...

submitted 4 days ago • 18 comments

Congratulations @vicderbyshire.bsky.social and so well deserved. You’ve delivered masterclass after masterclass in how to hold politicians and those in power to account. You are one of the finest journalists we have in this country 👏

submitted 2 days ago • 28 comments

Please everyone repost and share on as many channels as you can. Forward to as many people as you know.

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I hear the new Bond girl is called Alexa Ordermorestuff

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

Turn your caravan into a static caravan by rubbing it on your jumper.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Dawg they Freedom Fried us, it’s so over

submitted 4 days ago • 64 comments

Wow. Literally like reading about my own marriage. I’m so grateful to no longer be in a marriage where I feel alone and unhappy. 🙏

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I buy a Creme Egg in a shop. Man at till reaches under counter. "I don't need a bag thanks" I say. "I'm getting the shop egg," he says. "It has a barcode that'll scan."

submitted 3 days ago • 17 comments

A story in 3 parts

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A comedian’s pronouns should be hee/hee.

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After careful analysis I can bring you the greatest moment in EastEnders 40 year history - Pete & Arthur play Burnin' Rubber on the Amstrad GX4000

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"And you totally know how to paint a baby?" Artist: Yup "You're sure?" Artist: Don't worry about it "You know what a baby looks like?" Artist: Yes "It's just you always paint babies like they're 40yr old blokes called Colin" Artist: Not this time

submitted 5 days ago • 19 comments

What a name for a backing band.

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Yet again more unrealistic body expectations placed on women by the patriarchy.

submitted 5 days ago • 10 comments

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Not an anchovy, though - don’t take the piss.

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#MetalMonday: Fabergé jeweled gold and silver-mounted charka shaped as a #bird Workmaster's mark of Anna Ringe, St. Petersburg, c. 1896 H 2in. (5.1cm.) engraved with the Russian inscription 'Christmas Tree, 4 January 1897' #BirdsInArt www.christies.com/lot/a-jewell...

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Elon Musk's DOGE team of misfits have fired everybody at the Federal Aviation Administration ✈️ who is a probationary employee Thinking they have got rid of all the new hires It turns out many of these were experienced technicians, recently promoted and were on probation for their new senior role

submitted 7 days ago • 90 comments

The Washpost, which is bleeding millions of dollars and shrinking its staff, accepted -- and then rejected -- a $115,000 ad that criticized Elon Musk. Anyway, here's the ad that the Post's business side didn't want its readers to see ⤵️ thehill.com/media/514849...

submitted 6 days ago • 136 comments

Just read that giraffes can grow up to 18 feet but the ones I’ve seen have only got four.

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The first rule of Pop Music Club is you never talk about Pop Music, talk about, pop music, shoobie doobie do wop, pop pop shoo wop Club.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Sugababes really are the Trigger's Broom of the pop world.

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Here I am, being an arse on Threads.

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Phone now sends me transcriptions of voicemails. Very confused by this one until I listened to it. Turns out ‘sexy literally’ is in fact ‘Specsavers Bletchley’

submitted 6 days ago • 47 comments

but don’t just take my word for it sock puppet emerges

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A struggle many trauma survivors don't talk about-- because we don't want to seem "weak" or "immature"-- is just getting up & facing the day. You need to know you're not alone-- & you're not hopeless-- if you have a harder time literally getting out of bed than you let on.

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Happy International Crumpet Day, to all who celebrate! I once overheard someone getting annoyed with his friend on the train and instead of saying “you’re getting on my tits” or “you’re pissing me off,” he said “you’re burning my crumpets” (and I will not rest until this becomes a common expression)

submitted 6 days ago • 40 comments

Cute response. Bravo, LA County Animal Care.

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“The Trump tariffs executive order is a nothing. It is an invitation to leaders from around the world to come and kiss his ass. This is the Fisher-Price version of a Presidency. They give him buttons to push and levers to pull that are attached to nothing.”

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"If we don't allow politicians to converse in a way that isn't reduced to simplicities, that leaves a vacuum of complexity filled by populists who sound like they are talking with substance" A big win of the modern right has been to close the space in which nuance can even sit. My culture piece 👇

submitted 7 days ago • 29 comments