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29 | Elk | He/Him | Salt Lake City, UT Huge photo nerd Can I take photos of you? šŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ
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Loyal Dog Spends Hours Each Day Humping Owner’s Grave theonion.com/loyal-d...

Improperly Dressed Applebee’s Diner Provided Loaner Stained Hoodie theonion.com/imprope...

I need to spend more time at this park….

Managed to swing through of the protests in SLC yesterday Incredible energy

I need to work on my lighting game soooooo bad

My latest, fresh off the easel! "Drinking Buddies," oil on linen, 48"x24" is headed to the Buffalo Bill Art Exhibition opening September 15, 2025 in Cody, WY.

Oh shit it's national killdozer day

What he doesn't tell you is that he's a space heater.

Happy pride! Here's something from last year 🫣🤯

Baked like a cake, lava lamp is doing its thing, lamps are dim and warm, community radio is playing softly on an fm radio, a crt tv is in the other room, playing faith of the heart from Star Trek enterprise Therapy vibes

Wish I could turn my brain off and on again.

Know what, here’s another for yall

Fuck it Felt cute Enjoy

The urge to post a good for once body/underwear pic on main…. Hmmmmmmmmmm

Weirdest interaction riding the train this morning. There was a bus bridge due to a ā€œhuman vs train incidentā€ and while none of us talk to each other normally, we all know what directions we all go. It was so orderly directing people what bus to get on. Everyone felt so seen despite being strangers

Nothing like Ryan Hall having his AI bot crack jokes and read off comments while tornados are on the ground in cities. He’s rapidly turning into a clown

there are 1,100 words in this article and zero of them are "bus"

the cardinals have the Holy Spirit helping with the hiring process, not every hiring committee has that advantage

Y'all like teeth? 😈

Had to explain to my oral surgeon what prep was today lmao

Hours after a new law went into effect banning ā€œnon-officialā€ flags from classrooms and government properties, Salt Lake City started flying its new "official" city flags. And then @projectrainbowutah.bsky.social dropped new protest merch: www.fox13now.com/news/politic... #utpol #Utah #LGBTQ

BREAKING NEWS: @slcmayor.bsky.social unveils a series of new Salt Lake City flags that appear to circumvent the new flag ban that goes into effect on Wednesday. They would technically be allowed under the new law... (šŸ“ø via SLC Council) #utpol #Utah

60 hour work week down. Time to relax and unwind by preparing the ever more refined combo of camera bag, bike bag, and casual summer city walk bag I really am turning 30 this year….

weekend

Return to office has been rough. There needs to be a poster for office bathrooms with a smith chart and a list of diet changes you can make depending on your movement. Jesus Christ those bathrooms are BAD. how do people live that……

Jesus…. I never really see bot activity until I posted about a fountain pen and like 6 of them started doing engagement hacking lmao.

I forgot my fountain pen at home today and now I have to make work notes with a felt tip pen, this sucks….

Forget Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs, where do you fall on the INES scale?

Are you jacking off because you're horny? Or do you need that dopamine hit so that you can get enough momentum to do the dishes?