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There’s kind of nothing better than when knitwear factories and mills have pictures of their goats in their brochures. Like yes, please tell me more about how you love your goats, tell me their names.

fucked up in the crib drinking oeosi

this too is yuri — Pentax Spotmatic/500t #photography #filmphotography #believeinfilm

I started playing marvels rivals but it’s just me calling venom carnage and making new lore for moon night

Most of the ads I get online are for botox and ozempic (bc of where I live) but every once in a while they’re like “wanna buy a special edition Licca for some characters you don’t know?” And they’re right I do.

Hi please meet my tarnished, their name is Fantasy Frank and they got isekai’d to the lands between from New Jersey #eldenring #fanart

I feel like Pokémon TCG put that Gastrodon full art in there for me. And yet, I haven’t pulled it. Rude.

Slowpoke fans’ wallets in the West after seeing the new Slowpoke merch on Pokémon Center 💀

want to be excruciatingly clear about this: TikTok didn't have to go dark last night and it didn't have to turn back on this morning. both of those were voluntary moves that the law does not directly touch.

to recap: — Trump was *for* the TikTok ban — which the GOP Congress passed — and the GOP Supreme Court upheld — and even though Biden said he wouldn't enforce the ban, TikTok shut down anyway — so that Trump could "save" it — and the media fell for it we really do live in the dumbest fucking country

Human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you 🌌

I want to make a shitty fantasy Romance isekai WEBTOON where everything is as tropey and formulaic as possible but also they are lesbians #webtoon #wip #ocs

Every January I watch one (1) fucked up little movie and then think about it the rest of the year. #nosferatu #fanart

Beep Beep!

🪡 France. Robe Volante, c.1730. Silk brocade. "An exceedingly rare example of a form of dress that marked the transition from the mantua of the late 17thc /early 18thc to the robe à la française, the dress style that became ubiquitous in the 18thc." © & collection Met Museum #FashionHistory

Hand-drawn memes is what the nikkiverse deserves #infinitynikki #shiningnikki #lovenikki

tfw ur with ur besties

fanart about the lesbian time war book bc I love it

If Megan the Stallion made a lightstick I would buy it. Love that she’s in her idol era and I want her to lean in even more.

Crystal

G-g-gojira berries #isthatanything #godzilla

Completely forgot I drew this but bringing back the “Nikki kills a guy” Lock Screen for her bday and #infinitynikki release tomorrow. May the story be as buckwild and the clothes be cute.

Tis the season

It’s come to my attention that there are people out there who haven’t seen Cathy’s House

Hi about a month or two ago I went to a Tom Jones concert and these were, in fact, the stage effects they chose for this 84 year old man.

Me when women

Just thinking about the PNG legs on the Geodude mascot again…

this week, people have been really holding space for the lyrics of “everytime we touch” and by people i mean drawfee and by this week i mean every week

Without downloading any pictures, where are you mentally?

Might I recommend cosplaying a giant radioactive moth. I guarantee, you will not regret making your Halloween costume a giant radioactive moth that’s summoned by two Polly pocket ass ladies

Life's too short to not be watching every anime from 2003. It might all be gone one day. Look I don't know how that would happen. Maybe every episode of Cromartie High gets erased in a Solar Flare or something. You don't want to be that one guy who hasn't seen Kaleido Star right?

Hope everyone’s feeling alright Miku ball to cheer you up

You certainly will not regret being ten skeletons

When 45 won in 2016, I started a protest zine series called Take Comfort Take Care, filled with art, prose, and poetry of peoples feelings about the election. Until I consider if I want to do a redux for 2024, here's a link to the zines our community made. There's power in art. tctcstl.wordpress.com

She has never opened outlook she has never had an email find her

🥲 #art

nana 🍓

I had a dream and a vision for this one #art #fashion

she has a pamphlet she'd love to share with you #horriblegirls