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Girls can't handle this level of swag these days cos of woke

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Santa died 27 years ago in a sex fuelled heroin overdose. Can we please stop lying to our children?

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Gonna grow a big pair of titties so that when I come home from a hard days work I can take off my bra and plop those bad boys straight onto the kitchen table

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Keep simping for future war crimes tribunal attendee Netanyahu and his government, it's a good look.

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I just imagined Elon Musk trying to prepare a meal for himself and had a little chuckle. Treat yourself to mulling over that for a few moments. Many amusing possibilities.

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My doctor's face when I take off the fake nose/glasses and start complaining about my ass again

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Cancelling my death until further notice due to the horrific and unprecedented €100 charge on rip dot ie

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Going to the ass clinic to get it cleaned for Christmas. Lot of build up there. Spreading outwards from the cheeks to the hips. Halfway up my back too.

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Wishing the ra, Hamas, and Hezbollah a very happy Christmas. No happy Christmas for Israel, unfortunately

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Spare a thought for the humble FIFA exec who has to balance taking backhanders/brown envelopes with keeping the corporate sponsors happy. Keep them in your minds this Christmas xx

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Bragging about being such a weirdo that it compelled a well adjusted person to block you has always been the strangest flex on social media.

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Lmao. Friends of Israel coping surprisingly well.

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Lol

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When being a professional victim / grifter is so important to you that you're more than happy to retweet a guy who sexually abuses women.

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Completely and utterly mentally checked out for Christmas here. Been tapping the mouse once every couple of mins to keep Teams active while I watch the latest @willjum.bsky.social Rust adventure.

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Lmao

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Deadly. Never come back ya creeps

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@nickcohen.bsky.social you're literally a sex pest and a danger to women everywhere.

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Murdering CEOs is wrong. Keeping shareholders happy by offering significant returns on their investments, oh boy, that is so right.

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When I launch my book in a stately room decorated with gold leaf, I just know Ryan Tubridy will be there, placing a gentle hand on my arm as he reassures the audience that his new radio job "really isn't that bad".

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Lil Fell on a Cucumber Wrapped in a Condom When I Was Cleaning the Windows

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The lack of Peter McGann on bluesky is a travesty

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Remember, if you saw someone with a gammy leg enter the doctors office and then lose the fake limp as soon as the door closed so he could complain about his ass again, no you fucking didn't.

Girls can't handle this level of swag these days cos of woke

Santa died 27 years ago in a sex fuelled heroin overdose. Can we please stop lying to our children?

Gonna grow a big pair of titties so that when I come home from a hard days work I can take off my bra and plop those bad boys straight onto the kitchen table

Keep simping for future war crimes tribunal attendee Netanyahu and his government, it's a good look.

I just imagined Elon Musk trying to prepare a meal for himself and had a little chuckle. Treat yourself to mulling over that for a few moments. Many amusing possibilities.

My doctor's face when I take off the fake nose/glasses and start complaining about my ass again

Cancelling my death until further notice due to the horrific and unprecedented €100 charge on rip dot ie

Going to the ass clinic to get it cleaned for Christmas. Lot of build up there. Spreading outwards from the cheeks to the hips. Halfway up my back too.

Wishing the ra, Hamas, and Hezbollah a very happy Christmas. No happy Christmas for Israel, unfortunately

Spare a thought for the humble FIFA exec who has to balance taking backhanders/brown envelopes with keeping the corporate sponsors happy. Keep them in your minds this Christmas xx

Bragging about being such a weirdo that it compelled a well adjusted person to block you has always been the strangest flex on social media.

Lmao. Friends of Israel coping surprisingly well.

Lol

When being a professional victim / grifter is so important to you that you're more than happy to retweet a guy who sexually abuses women.

Completely and utterly mentally checked out for Christmas here. Been tapping the mouse once every couple of mins to keep Teams active while I watch the latest @willjum.bsky.social Rust adventure.

Lmao

Deadly. Never come back ya creeps

@nickcohen.bsky.social you're literally a sex pest and a danger to women everywhere.

Murdering CEOs is wrong. Keeping shareholders happy by offering significant returns on their investments, oh boy, that is so right.

When I launch my book in a stately room decorated with gold leaf, I just know Ryan Tubridy will be there, placing a gentle hand on my arm as he reassures the audience that his new radio job "really isn't that bad".

Lil Fell on a Cucumber Wrapped in a Condom When I Was Cleaning the Windows

The lack of Peter McGann on bluesky is a travesty

Remember, if you saw someone with a gammy leg enter the doctors office and then lose the fake limp as soon as the door closed so he could complain about his ass again, no you fucking didn't.

Morning shits are far superior to pesky evening shits.

Disappointing and uninspired. The piece lacks depth, subtlety and nuance.

Actually it's very common. You might need to read up on the subject.