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2025 World Champion Dishwasher 🌎 Tacoma, WA | {he/him}
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very efficient to make employees spend time writing weekly essays about the work they did, and then reviewing those

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ANDREY RUBLEV AND MIRRA ANDREEVA LIFTING TROPHIES ON THE SAME DAY <3

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when did the haight turn into the upper east side?

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it's almost 6 pm. we are 'out of the woods.' let's see those Ws in the chat.

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Going to San Francisco tomorrow. If you want to get your ass kicked, DM me.

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Pope Frances is dying..... to be with his flock again!

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sorry i know a lot of people think this guy is a tryhard hipster but it fucking rocks idc (hardly even worth putting alt text in here for his stupid ass gobbledygook name and album titles)

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need to buy a small rubber band to attach my head to my desk chair headrest, for posture purposes

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biweekly login to linkedin to give myself head trauma

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very mildly reassuring the way the CEO of my employer talks around "AI." as if he realizes he has to speak to it somehow because of the industry we're in, but maybe he's slow playing it just waiting for the whole thing to blow over. could be entirely wrong here, though.

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the best tech innovation of all time is the gun emoji

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going to see if this is as hype as so many people act like it is

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3 day work week

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this is the best black metal band logo to date

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Airiel No Joy Depreciation Guild Youth Lagoon (all shoegaze albeit last one is a stretch)

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I'm going to become the Oker

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if this isn't just about some of the dorkiest shit i've ever listened to. imagine a brazilian guy trying to make something kinda black metal only with acoustic/folk instruments. kaatayra.bandcamp.com/album/inpari...

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how are there still people who want to copulate with elon musk?

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He's going to start calling it the American Ocean next, which is really going to make the name of your magazine seem like nonsense.

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are there such things as PEDs (illegal/prohibited, or not) for singers?

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would love to have a discussion with the UI genius at reddit who put two left arrows that do different things within a half inch of one another

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58bpm resting heart rate. this deserves a treat.

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one of the things i find funniest about my job is that despite being probably the most proficient member of my team, i sneakily neglected to get any of the official 'certifications' my company offers for its own products, and management has never seemed to have noticed

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hi if you are a north korean/chinese/russian/iranian/teenage prankster hacker and you have access to our nuclear arsenal and are thinking of firing one off, please DM me for my address

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valentine's day teppanyaki you know i had to do it to em

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yeah they are eviscerating every single federal government service (except the military of course), but at least my federal tax burden will be $1000 less next year

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this is not surprising to me at all. we have been living through the golden age of "i used to be on the woke left, but then i discovered they were the real oppressors"

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why is every algorithmic feed so sensitive? you will interact with all of one our two things in a conceptual space on a given site/app, and suddenly that site thinks you're really into it, when you were probably just indulging a curiosity

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In Spain, it’s pronounced Godthiya

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