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Others Tommy Tuberville has coached: Jim Brown, Jerry Rice, Randy Moss, Emmitt Smith, Anthony Munoz, Aaron Donald, Red Grange, Johnny Unitas, and Jim Thorpe.

Swear words per step is my new metric for how frustrating it is using instructions for a children's toy. Currently sitting at about 2.3 on step seven of this tumbling hedgehog.

@hansenratings.bsky.social Curious: have you or anyone else done NPI for D1 to see what the playoffs would look like if they used D3 rules?

Springfield with an impressive drive against the defending champs to start the game. 6-0. #d3fb

Anyone else quote Metallica lyrics when rinsing the soap out of your children's hair? "Take a look to the sky... Just before you die... It's the last time you will."

On third and four with just under three minutes to go, Johnnies get a 69 yard TD that should ice the win at a child Clemens Stadium. 24-13 the score.

Wheeler with an incredible catch on third and long and the Johnnies go back up by ten with two minutes left in the third. #d3fb

After three points in the first 30 minutes of play, SJU and UW-La Crosse both score TDs on their opening possessions of the second half. 10-7 Johnnies with just over 9 and a half to go in the third quarter. #d3fb

If 1990s me would have been transported into the future, I would have marveled most at being able to watch any D3 football playoff game my heart desired live on an ESPN branded channel. #d3fb

Herbstreit: "It's always interesting talking to Chris Jones because he's such a (long pause)... interesting person to talk to." Glad you paused so long to pull that SAT word that you'd just used, Kirk.

The Bears are the new Lions.

Josh Allen is big.

I just walked past a dad at Costco with his head in his hands proclaiming "I really want to punch him. I just do." Because his child was voicing his displeasure with his choice of maple syrup.

We head to the fourth with a Bethel fourth down at the fifteen. Johnnies lead 27-16. #d3fb

www.cnn.com/2024/11/12/b... I was just putting together a business plan for a competitor named Jizz and Leave.