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hankhuh.bsky.social
Software engineer, lutenist, bass player, crossword nerd, cat servant, and dog wrangler.
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Hey pal, do you mind?

You consider the Aristocats a comedy? How could you possibly smile at the treatment of those poor things? My god, you’re heartless.

Ok, where did I see them last… I know I used them to come up here, so they can’t be far away. Ugh, total ADHD brain. Where the hell did I put my front paws?

I see signs of civilization: a village in the distance. Tell the others that we’re saved!

Floating dog head reported in living room of local couple. So far, eye witnesses say it’s more cute than scary.

Countries that have issued a travel advisory this year warning their citizens about visiting the United States: Canada Denmark Finland France Germany Ireland Netherlands New Zealand United Kingdom

That’s only two months of Poppy the Puppy. Amazing how fast she grows!

Yeah, you can try to get me down from here, but the question you have to ask yourself is: do you feel lucky? Well, do you?

Pippin working on his modeling portfolio; the theme is country chic. Please give him a hand, he’s worked hard on his grooming.

Sometimes you have to stay up. This time it was until 10pm, and oof, am I feeling it. I’m starting to wonder if it’s a mistake to start planning New Year’s Eve in Times Square. I’ll be twice as old then, so there is hope.

No, Timmy hasn’t fallen in a well, and even if he had, who cares about Timmy? This is much more important: my ball has rolled under the couch! Do something!

This is what we’ve come to, and so quickly.

Finally the days are getting warmer and sunnier. I wouldn’t want to miss a second of them! However, I am given to understand that the humans have a different definition of “missing”. Why would you need to be awake so as not to miss something?

Fetch this, fetch that, run here, run there. Have you seen the length of my legs? They’re only twice as long as my ears!

UGH. what a day. It was such a mistake to look at the newspaper. Tomorrow it’s back to fetching balls for me.

WHAT are you dragging into my house? I know you can’t jump as high as I can, but this smacks of desperation. Just accept you’re not a cat.

Home, James. I love gallery openings, but I should have known better than to have that second glass of champagne.

So sweet of you to bake me a cake! Just a bit of constructive criticism for next time: add candles, sing a song, and most importantly, put it where I can reach it.

Oof. I fell asleep waiting for Santa. Oh, he comes nine months from now? Is he waiting for his reindeer to be born? What’s taking him so long?

You should try it. From up here, you can really see how much better it is to be a cat. Your head doesn’t look any better from above, let me tell you.

I may be small and fluffy, but I see things. I hear things. And I can recognize the sound of a bag of treats opening from three rooms away. You don’t fool me.

Yes, Junior, with my brains and your muscle, we can definitely raid the treats closet. I gotta ask though—which part of “don’t bring the humans to our meetings” did you miss?

BREAKING: Hundreds of Jews and allies have taken over Trump Tower chanting “We want justice, you say how. Bring Mahmoud home now!” and “Fight Nazis, not students.” The civil disobedience is spawned by the ICE arrest of Palestinian student Mahmoud Khalil.

It's official: US now seen no longer open and free thanks to Trump's "undue restrictions on civic freedoms." The watchdog group says Trump's "Gross abuses of executive power raise serious concerns over the freedoms of peaceful assembly, expression and association" thehill.com/homenews/adm...

The face you wear when you know you’re not only the handsomest creature in the house, but you’re having an exceptionally good fur day.

Break from cat and dog posts: of all the crazy shit that our current fascist-in-chief has done, this one stands out to me. Mahmoud Khalil is not a criminal, hasn’t been charged with a crime, but is in prison for being pro-Palestinian. I have no words. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/10/o...

I don’t understand why I never get a tan. I do my best, you know. Maybe the sun tan lotion has an SPF that’s too high?

Our next NYC concert is on Saturday, March 22 at 6PM. Hear instrumental works by Hasse and Vivaldi, as well as a rarely heard gallant work for voices and chamber orchestra by Galuppi ✨ More info & tickets: tenet.nyc/confessions #nyc #nycevents #earlymusic #baroquemusic #musicians

Well, Junior, it takes practice, but it’s not that high of a jump. If you use the energy you’re putting into all that wagging and whining into jumping, you might reach this as well. I should add that I expect poise and calm, should you decide to join me.

Ok, let me see if I got it right. DEI means you look for hires where you might not have thought to look, but the bar is the same? As a shelter cat who benefited from this, they had me worried. Thanks for explaining instead of caving. Whew!

But Mr. Pippin, sir, I would REALLY like to join you up there! Think of all the wonders we could see together! I’m sorry, Junior, but you have to be at least this elegant to be up here. As long as your tail keeps up that ridiculous wagging, it’s just not happening.

Just so we’re clear: this ball is my ball, and it’s mine. I will defend this ball, which is my ball, until the end of time, or until I get distracted, whichever comes first.

I know I’m a new dog parent, but is there anything cuter than this? No, I didn’t think so.

You know, if more people made sure their tails were clean, the world would be a better place.

Hang on, there’s someone at the door. IT COULD BE SANTA! Oh, it’s March? Well, why couldn’t it be Santa? He doesn’t look like a guy who spends all his time in the snow, does he?

Potahto potayto. I say this bed is made; you need some variety in where to sleep, no? Imagine a completely flat surface—that’s just boring.

Ambition! She managed to pick it up and drag it to the front of our house.

Okay, junior, don’t worry, I can get you out of there. My cousin threw up on a lawyer once, I’ll give him a call.

Я українець.

Donald Trump has disgraced the United States of America in countless ways since he first entered political life ten years ago. But he had never disgraced the nation as badly as he did today. He has brought shame on this country to an extent I had never thought possible. And he has only just begun.

You know it’s raining, right? You go ahead and enjoy running around; don’t mind me. I’ll be here shivering until you see fit to open that door.

I got my hair cut, nails done, I’m ready for a night out. What do you think about the pink bone? Does it send the right message? I’m thinking playful yet classy.

Still no sign of Santa. I wish I could read calendars so I didn’t have to check every day.

What do you mean, I can’t come? Whenever you go shopping, you don’t bring enough treats! Who else is going to look out for the cats in this household?

I’ve been taking notes, and I really think your posts could benefit from some editing by someone closer to the feline experience. You can’t argue with the fact that you’re not a Cat.