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Galaxy Brain 008 - FEAR (the emotion, not the punk band)

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(Lying down in bed) Ahh, the Ole Sleepin’ Hole

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Let me get this straight… we PAVED PARADISE… to put up a PARKING LOT?! 🙃🙃🙃

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Love your passion buddy, but maybe a different clip would help your case better

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Asteroid City is Anderson's best movie to those with taste

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dune is about the dangers of women having a group chat

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man I'm so glad Vancouver has one of the least awful streamers out there.

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Being unemployed for 8 months has caused a SIGNIFICANT reduction in my cold cuts budget. Pray 4 me to get a job soon

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king size bed

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Horses were domesticated in 4000 BC. The earliest known stirrup was invented in 200 BC. That’s 3800 years of feet just flopping around!

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Living in the West End is hard. The other night I woke up to the sound of someone screaming… Took almost 30 seconds to realize it was me.

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The girl I’m mutuals with on IG who got arrested at the Freedom Convoy just posted this to her story

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the male loneliness epidemic is real… unless you go home with me tonight 🥺👉👈

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Arguing with my gaming group whether or not it’s racist to do an impression of Measurehead from Disco Elysium

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Pete rented a room at the community centre next Tuesday, we’re all gonna go there and practice our Open Palm Death Strikes together.

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Huge silverfish spotted while I’m on the toilet. Lifting my feet to let him get at the good skin flakes underneath

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Starting a Production Company dedicated to telling meaningless, inhuman stories.

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Confusing my non-binary friends for each other, call me a Theycist

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If an employer suggests their employees can side-hustle to make ends meet, we'd recommend you side-hustle all your coworkers together in a room to talk about organizing! 💪

submitted 17 days ago • 4 comments

So you want a union at your studio - but what’s next? IATSE’s Organizer 101 Training is next! Come to Olympic Village Tuesday, Feb 19, 7:30 pm + learn from experienced organizers. Ask us anything, we’re here to help. Food and Refreshments provided - RSVP below so we know how many will be there!

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

Let me walk on it… I’ll step ever so lightly

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I don’t mean to be ungrateful about the few good things we have left, but Costco should let you get a coffee with your hot dog instead of a soda

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

The people complaining about the Uncommitted Movement now would defend whatever empty words Harris would be saying about Gaza if she was president. Not worth the argument.

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I was born in the wrong century. I belong in the 2300s when they finally develop immortality.

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If I was in a Swords & Sorcery world, I would COMBINE Swords AND Sorcery and dominate the meta.

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Sorry dog, buzzer’s broken. You gotta scale the side of my building to get in.

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Ok I wasn’t sure about this casting but this is ABSOLUTELY a woman who would cuck Reed Richards. Bravo, Mr Shakman

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You can’t fight fire with fire, but you can fight tigers with tigers

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Simpsons Seasons 9 & 10 are actually way better than people say they are

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

I’m not gay but if I had a threesome with another guy I think it would be polite to at least give him a handjob

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Stompin’ Tom Connors’ brother, Honkin’ Dave Connors

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I’m a DEI hire at Caterpillar and I’ve been making the bulldozers that go to Israel extra susceptible to Hamas rockets. With President Trump’s order they were finally allowed to fire me. Looking for a DEI position at any company, any industry, anywhere. Please signal boost!

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White Lotus Season 4, come to Canada baby!!!

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By 2028, houses and eggs will be completely unaffordable. But we can rest easy knowing every school in the country will have its very own Genital Inspector

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A true master chiropractor can cure all ailments with a single blow to the neck, but only if their heart is pure.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Saying “that’s enough out of you, buddy!” every time I pause a podcast.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

The Craisin Community needs to rethink its relationship with O*ean Spr*y in light of the recent allegations

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(Prodigy Voice) Scratch My Itch Up

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With David gone we gotta pick up the slack. We all gotta get weirder

submitted 51 days ago • 22 comments

RIP King

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Downloading Xiaohongshu because as a male, the more countries I share my data with the higher my status gets.

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Xiaohongshu? I hardly know u!

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Juror # 2 was really good… just counting the days til they release Juror # 3

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

don’t give me any modern day shit in a tarot deck art. I can’t take a reading seriously when The Fool is wearing jeans

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Community fridge stock meets the last Saturday of every month at noon. We meet at 1890 Spyglass Place. Everyone's welcome!

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