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Nobody bootstraps themselves into a billion dollars any more than they bootstrap themselves to the top of a coke cartel

"musk had donald replaced with an android fed on Trump tweets" isn't as stupid as what's actually happening

Today’s cover of the Murdoch-owned New York Post

Tabloids are arsewipes but every now and then they kick a goal

I always thought Mike Judge was being too generous by setting Idiocracy 500 years in the future

Thing about fascists is, you don't vote them out. You throw them out. How's that going by the way

Wondering where the "I'd kill hitler if I had a time machine" guys are. Because you don't need a time machine anymore, hitler reincarnated as a grasping B-list celebrity whose foreign policy goals include annexing Greenland, turning Gaza into a resort, and rebuilding the Soviet Union

Nooo, I'm sure Druncle Steve was just hailing Caesar and is socially awkward and stuff

The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"

I was thinking about this the other day. Skum could've been living whatever dreams he had, in absolute luxury, for the last 15 years. Instead, he chose violence. Now he'll never be able to walk around outside without goons or human shields ever again.

When Mitch saw the breadth of his destruction, he wept for there were no more countries to ruin.

Gilead Rising

Thread.

America is a failed state because it couldn't complete that most basic task of prosecuting a guy for a crime he carried out on live television

"We didn’t become the greatest shirtwaist factory in the world by resting on our laurels. That’s why we’ve brought in a new efficiency czar, Noel Skum, whose job is to cut unnecessary spending and roll back overly restrictive safety regulations." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/tha...

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"And we will fire doctors and nurses until the hospitals are no longer full of sick people"

Just a reminder that Nazi Nerd Elon Musk long has been and still remains a proponent of the Great Replacement Theory that motivated white supremacist massacres in Pittsburgh (2018), El Paso (2019) and Buffalo (2022). www.newsweek.com/great-replac...

Word of the day, for the umpteenth time, is ‘apricate’, the sister of ‘apricity’. It means to bask in the warmth of the sun, especially on a chilly day.

Musk’s Wealth 2012: $2 billion 2025: $394.2 billion Bezos’ Wealth 2012: $18.4 billion 2025: $241.9 billion Zuckerberg’s Wealth 2012: $17.5 billion 2025: $254.1 billion Federal Minimum Wage 2012: $7.25 2025: $7.25 It’s not the start of an oligarchy. — We’re in the thick of it.

Connecticut was out at The CT Capitol today.

I don't think it is *too* much to ask on Presidents Day that we, once again, have one who isn't an emotionally damaged idiot.

Friends, May we never forget that while negotiations,statements, addresses and the rest of the (undoubtedly important) diplomacy track are happening,exhausted #Ukrainian men &women in military uniform are holding back evil on the frontlines. Without them,there would be no diplomacy track at all.

Fascists swear they're not doing the things they're actually doing - and told you they were going to do - while they're narrating themselves doing them, and in the knowledge that they will soon congratulate themselves for having done them.

i want to share a nice idea with you which is when I report spam or scams on here I always try to add a nice message on the end for whoever has to read all the reports. you should try it too. imagine logging into your job one morning and you have 100 messages telling you thanks and good work 🥹

Since America has proudly embraced nazism I expect we can see an end to American media overselling their role in WW2. Right?

Philip K Dick wrote a story about nxzis taking over America. It was science fiction. Mike Judge wrote a movie about idiots taking over America. It was science fiction satire. Not surprised nobody thought to write a story about nazi idiots taking over America. It really is implausibly dumb

Team Mump is pro-death. Pass it on