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Lots of thoughts, very few are cogent. Extrovert with introvert interests. Sometimes I draw. She/her
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So all of this is for Elon to gather as much resources (money) to try to go to Mars, right? Well, honestly, I'm rooting for him. He can't start this expedition fast enough. He should bring other geniuses he keeps company with. And maybe name the spaceship something powerful like Space Titanic.

As someone who loves to make a silly little graph now and then, I can confidently say that there is nothing more sinister than when humans become data points in someone's eyes. The moment you disconnect the human from "human behavior" the worst thoughts take seed and seem "reasonable."

This moment still goes so incredibly hard

We can all admit that those Starlink supported poll centers were probably rigged now, right?

Some cool women to look to in history are Hannie Schaft and Freddie Oversteegen, and I'm looking forward to a new generation of heroes like them.

Bank: Congrats! We've increased your credit card limit by 50%! Me, having 2008 flashbacks: oh, we're REALLY fucked.

Thank god for ttrpgs because the image of my Swiftie-coded Ganzi Mutagenist drinking her elixirs a la Stone Cold Steve Austin is one of the few things that have given me joy lately.

2-3 years ago on TikTok someone said that food was going to be treated as a new fashion accessory as we go into this new recession as fresh fruits and vegetables will become less and less accessible. Whoever you were, you fucking nailed it.

I'll be honest, I became very disillusioned with tech 10 years ago when the wildfires really started kicking up and I realized that all their skills are useless if the power goes out.

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The worst thing about ADHD is that I can't just longingly look into my cat's eyes for hours. I want to. They've known no pain of capitalism. They've experienced no self-doubt. They hold my gaze with no hesitation. Yet I can not stay in the moment with them. I rub their bellies and sink into slumber.

real monkey's paw that we invented the ability to hold the sum of all human knowledge in the palm of your hand and then a few years later we're turning it into your stupid friend that pretends to know the answer to every question

taking black kids away from their parents and putting them on farms seems really familiar to me! what could it be?

I don't know when the shift happened for elementary aged children to EXPECT adults to entertain them, but I'm not a fan. Especially when it's the first or second time meeting said children.

I sometimes think about the impact of the Real Housewives, specifically the fact that there's no RHoMarin/Silicon Valley/Seattle/Tech capitals. Is it cus: 1. They pretend to be poor? 2. We should assume they are all smart? 3. Their wealth and how they spend it should be above scrutiny?

When I was young & dumb I HOPED, MAYBE all these horrible people were pretending to play the villains in history. & when they died they would have a video recording explaining how they were necessary to be rallied against for a better world. But nah, they're all just evil and cowards to boot.

Talking with my dad about anything goes: -We start on the same page -Agree -Sweet moment of recognition of each other and vulnerability -He decides to say something WILD, like turning the vehicle around to do donuts in oncoming traffic wild -Me asking what the fuck he's doing -Him shrugging

I graduated high school 19 years ago and the data's been bad for 20. I've been underpaid in almost every job I've held. IT'S ALMOST AS IF THIS HAS BEEN USED AS A WEAPON AGAINST MILLENNIALS THEIR ENTIRE ADULT LIVES.

I joined a CSA (Community Supported Agricultrure) program a bit ago which has provided a dozen eggs every time and I FEEL OPULENT.

Chicago show the fuck up

I'm just visualizing the earth's crust as a shortbread biscuit that we've been making little pinholes in for years and we didn't realize the inside was not a set and cooled filling but instead a bubbling every changing hot berry mess. Geologists, please feel free to tell me how off I am.

not sure if people realize how insane it can make you feel to have strangers, friends, etc saying “you’re so talented! don’t give up!” while every resource holder is telling you that you aren’t

Along with the glory of Kendrick and the victory for the Eagles, another moment that made me jump out of my seat screaming was seeing Rob from Love Island in his goddamn overalls in a commercial.

It's worth reiterating - Microsoft's own research indicates that use of generative AI degrades critical thinking skills and erodes confidence in unassisted decision making.

I also will never forgive Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey for the irreparable harm they contributed to the world by being really huge in the "Vaccines Cause Autism" sphere and it really sickens me that she not only has a job on screens still, but next to an ACTUAL FUCKING DR.

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The gigantic boom in various boutique GLP-1 ads EVERYWHERE is gross in general, but on the train/bus is extra awful because it's already a space where taking up space is frowned upon. Like if you're 320 or 120 you still take up 1/1 seat, AND extra because WE'RE ALL WEARING WINTER COATS.

Some Actions That Are Not Protesting or Voting, including donating to a food program, volunteering your skills to local groups, joining or starting a union, and helping with disaster relief. [docs.google.com]

Would digital invites work for modern vampires? Like would meetups work for them?

Community building by finally learning the coolest person who takes my regular commuter bus's name.

As someone who really enjoyed the show Grand Crew, thanks for making sure I still get to see them @dropouttv.bsky.social