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hannahess.bsky.social
Just here to lurk and escape the app formerly known as twitter
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"Oh oh oh now let's do a silly one!" Me at the blood ritual.

submitted 95 days ago • 5 comments

a group of white men at a home depot is called a brad

submitted 95 days ago • 14 comments

The vibes are in shambles

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.

submitted 98 days ago • 150 comments

🌀 #prettylights

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong

submitted 98 days ago • 429 comments

sure, let me just consult the ancient tome [opens a cheesecake factory menu to page 47]

submitted 100 days ago • 8 comments

Nature’s most advanced and deadly killer, and a common tiger #cat #catsofbluesky #idiot #orangecat #orangeboy #himbo #catpics #f4f

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

Phantom of the Opurra

submitted 103 days ago • 30 comments

I’m so happy I started a new bg3 save last night instead of watch that “fight”

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands

submitted 104 days ago • 163 comments

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer

submitted 104 days ago • 707 comments

Bye Elonia Musk-Trump, First Lady 👋🏻

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

wanna feel old? the Hawk Tuah girl is our new Secretary of State

submitted 107 days ago • 29 comments

Me: I feel awful. Ugh. *Eats the first meal in about 10 hours* Me: wow, I feel better. I wonder what changed?

submitted 107 days ago • 34 comments

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

toyotathon just isn’t gonna be the same this year is it

submitted 109 days ago • 26 comments

we’ve had a whole lot of twitter exoduses before but this one sure feels sustainable in a way others have not, it doesn’t seem to be slowing down and I’m seeing a whole lot of communities on here I’ve never seen before I hope everyone stays

submitted 109 days ago • 436 comments