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submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Neo-Nazis appeared in Lincoln Heights (metro Cincinnati) Ohio and got ran out of dodge… but not before locals stole and burned their swastika flag in the street.

submitted 19 days ago • 420 comments

*touching her armpit where u can still kinda see the deodorant* promise you'll stop... for me... 🥺

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

"Faggot" I grew up with "Tranny" I grew into

submitted 25 days ago • 16 comments

submitted 48 days ago • 101 comments

Is it possible to buy life insurance on cybertruck drivers

submitted 56 days ago • 3 comments

happy new yeag everyone ❤️🖤

submitted 56 days ago • 40 comments

Video of the Cybertruck exploding with what appears to be fireworks going off as well.

submitted 56 days ago • 61 comments

the great groyper purge over christmas was one of the greatest days to be online in awhile

submitted 56 days ago • 21 comments

it's vegphobic to say that vegetarians can't eat meat

submitted 61 days ago • 26 comments

baldurs gate is a game for girls

submitted 61 days ago • 34 comments

word on the street is that Transsexual Women. anyone else hip to the cool cat vibes

submitted 62 days ago • 11 comments

can't buy hamburbger today :c

submitted 63 days ago • 36 comments

on the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me 7 faggots fucking 6 trannies sucking FIIIIVE GOLDEN TWIIIIINKS 4 knotting furries 3 lesbians 2 bimbodolls and a drag queen burlesque routiiiiine

submitted 63 days ago • 5 comments

“yeah buddy back in the day before woke this bad boy didn’t need an engine”

submitted 63 days ago • 2 comments

every restaurant ran by white people that sells 6 dollar tacos should be burnt to the ground

submitted 65 days ago • 4 comments

Truth nuke:

submitted 67 days ago • 77 comments

A U.S. Congresswoman disappeared for the last six months of her term. Nobody noticed. Turns out she's in a memory care unit, & her staff (and apparently other people?) covered it up (though she was somehow propped up for an event a month ago?) WILD story

submitted 67 days ago • 702 comments

would u even buy a depressed tranny pizza. would u . or do you hate me

submitted 68 days ago • 9 comments

so you're telling me the head of bluesky trust and safety got caught in 4K liking porn bot posts like a pervert and as a mid-jerkoff panic response banned the trans woman who made the bot that noticed it? is that about the size of things?

submitted 68 days ago • 70 comments

One of my favourite things about andor is how well it captures the sneering british imperialist bureaucrat

submitted 69 days ago • 36 comments

[snipping the tube that semen flows thru] bomb defused

submitted 70 days ago • 5 comments

oh my god lmao

submitted 71 days ago • 4 comments

i hate when a female character is straight it’s so unnatural it breaks my immersion

submitted 72 days ago • 26 comments

they just dont make em like this anymore

submitted 72 days ago • 3 comments

my theory about LED Christmas lights is that the people who make them don't know anything about color theory and that's why they all look like something you'd find in the undead city in world of warcraft. just add a yellow filter to the glass and double the warm colors and you'd be golden my dudes

submitted 72 days ago • 38 comments

drinking raw milk causes autism

submitted 72 days ago • 187 comments

promise me you wont cancel me when you find the six men chained up in my basement that ive been forcefemming ? 🥺🥺🥺👉👈

submitted 74 days ago • 32 comments

frogs and amphibians are indicator species for the water quality in the environment. if a pond has lots of frogs you know that the water is free of toxicity trans women are the amphibians of online spaces, the more toxic they are the fewer trans women you will find

submitted 74 days ago • 2 comments

detransitioning to try faster routing the second time

submitted 74 days ago • 12 comments

how come there aren’t any mukbangs about eating pussy

submitted 76 days ago • 10 comments

cooking is my passion

submitted 76 days ago • 2 comments

saying "wow guys what a throwback" to the guys at the urinals when i piss standing up

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

I HATE IT HERE

submitted 79 days ago • 104 comments

seems unlikely

submitted 79 days ago • 36 comments

Waluigi Mangione is a doctor who revived a CEO after a heart attack.

submitted 79 days ago • 59 comments

like do you know how many people just went “huh. it seems getting away with murder is really easy actually”

submitted 80 days ago • 8 comments

Ever wondered why walking around museums is weirdly tiring? At normal speed our legs act like pendulums, swinging forward from the hip & saving us a huge amount of energy. In "museum shuffle" our muscles must do ALL the work of constant readjustment. So cake in the cafe is scientifically justified 🥳

submitted 80 days ago • 759 comments

all I want in life is big boobs and scream at people in competitive shooters everyday

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

i stumbled upon flat earth conspiracies beyond anything i’d previously imagined. people believe there’s an exit in antarctica where a more continents and people exist that we aren’t allowed to know about. i love how insane everyone is becomeing

submitted 80 days ago • 178 comments

i keep drinking this and i still have to pee but now it’s red?? rip off

submitted 81 days ago • 15 comments

the thing about investigating the murder of an insurance CEO is that basically every person in the country had a motive

submitted 81 days ago • 5 comments

Can't tell if I've looked like this for awhile and just couldn't bring myself to see if I've gotten a lot hotter really fast but wow I'm on some shit now Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

submitted 81 days ago • 3 comments