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hannahwallace.bsky.social
Writer, Floridian (but not like that), Actors' Equity purebred (does not compete), tired runner/waning athlete (mostly just tired).
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CPAP Wars: Where people wrestle with apnea masks (some of them broken) to find a winning mask/fitting/position/arrangement of pillows that allows them to sleep at least a little bit until an inadvertent burst of air startles their dumbass cat into clawing their leg and then tumbling down the stairs.

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Why is it that people with very little have earned none of it, but people with billions have earned every last cent?

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My dude, my good billionaire dude. It’s not an opportunity to learn if the answers aren’t reliable. Imagine if you went to Yale and the professors were on acid, and had no idea if what they were saying was true and no stake in finding out. That’s the LLM education you’re fantasizing about.

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Is there a #misophonia community on Bluesky? I experience rage at outside, persistent music thumps and significant discomfort at slurps and drips (basically the Starbucks ad that inspired me to write this).

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350 Rabbis signed this.

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Spending my Galentine's as God intended: Receiving menu requests from my mother regarding what I'll be cooking my parents for Valentine's. #galentines #blessed

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gritty has seized control of the federal government

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If any of these men said "Allahu Akbar," there would be widespread shitting of pants. Anyway, "God is great" or whatever.

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If you need something to get excited about tonight, I just held in a sneeze and cracked my back.

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Because in the United States, it’s legal to feed chicken shit to cattle. That’s why. That’s literally the reason www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...

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Daily affirmations that are just like, "Horizontal is valid, girl" and "I welcome the sleepies"

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Victor Frankenstein walkinge yn a hurrye through a mall. He passeth a signe: BUILDE A BEAR. Victor Frankenstein doth pause, rolle up hys sleeves, walke ynto the store.

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The content we all need right now

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I am very tired, but wrote this, quickly, to capture what I could since we live in the days of media erasure. Tonight there was a #protest at the #treasury and most #news did not see fit to cover it while it unfolded. I captured posts, video, and quotes as I could--I linked to @indivisible.org

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Crockett: What we’re not going to do is stand around while they pull this bullshit that they’re trying to pull right now

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A lovely CS Lewis quote I sent to my mom

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All these wee nekkid emperors need better tailors

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NPR article links are broken on FB. I am so scared and so stressed and so tired.

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Turned off a sleep relaxation video because I suddenly worried SO HARD about getting sucked into a terrible hallucination. So, good to know that's still a thing.

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"The more voices, the more powerful the sound." -Alicia Keys

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Say the nice things about other people that just pop into your head. Tell the random coworker or the person in line you like their shirt. It quickly turns into a really uplifting habit (plus a handy little tool for faking social confidence until you start to feel it for real).

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I know people always talk about the ideals of a real world based on Mario Kart, but we don't talk enough about the opposite: how the current state of things feels like being at the back of the pack and getting nothing but banana peels with every achievement.

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Sucks when people take your stuff and use it to make their stuff and don’t pay for it, eh?

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I'm not saying I WANT Big Brother to be watching. I'm just saying, if he .were., he would've just seen me sitting on the toilet singing, "PROooo-PRAN-olollll, my home and native laaaaaaand..."

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Oh god. What a thing to realize.

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I bet he fucking wasn't

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Every outfit can be pajamas if you take your bra off.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

If the price of coffee goes up the guy from blues traveler will be fine because he also likes tea

submitted 27 days ago • 92 comments

President of Ringling College has some cool thoughts about AI in art. www.srqmagazine.com/srq-daily/20...

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every example of how AI could be useful is like “if you were eating cereal, AI could tell you what cereal you were eating”

submitted 28 days ago • 181 comments

Teen Vogue fucking killing it. You love to see it.

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Warming my hands by the tiny-ass space heater like the 21st century's most Florida-ass Bob Cratchit...

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It actually is very important that you do things that you take pleasure in, regularly. That is part of how you survive the things that feel like they are going to destroy you.

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Anti-semitism will not be tolerated in any form. Except for the most famous form of all time. That one is probably a coincidence

submitted 31 days ago • 16 comments

It’s been inspiring to see everyone come together for LA,,, but there’s one community I need to highlight. Not enough is being done for the black families after the LA fires. Ive partnered up with GoFundMe and the BMAC to create ONE main GoFundMe campaign to immediately help those in need. 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

submitted 33 days ago • 250 comments

My colleague in the MFA program where I teach said to our graduates, on the subject of their postgraduate writing practice, "Roll in it like a dog in something dead." And now that's the vibe I'm taking into every class I teach and every word I write for this godforsaken year.

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That’s such an “awkward gesture.”

submitted 32 days ago • 62 comments

This is a helpful and hopeful thread.

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He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.

submitted 33 days ago • 914 comments

Thei will not win. But todaye ys a daye that will be a stain on historye forevir. A daye of callousnesse and crueltye. Not a golden age, but a gilded one.

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This remains one of my favorite stories/comedy performances ever. Cheers to @jenkober.bsky.social #snapjudgment youtu.be/t8wd9zEfvKA?...

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