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hannahwallace.bsky.social
Writer, Floridian (but not like that), Actors' Equity purebred (does not compete), tired runner/waning athlete (mostly just tired).
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Shouting "LICK LOUDER, CUNT" at the cat at 2 a.m., so the neighbors 100% think I'm running a brothel

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

A cool superpower would be to know what my cat sees when she sits interested looking out a widow. It seems engaging and relaxing to her, all at once. Like Bake Off. I bet it's Bake Off. But like, with birds or lizards or something.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

CPAP Wars: Where people wrestle with apnea masks (some of them broken) to find a winning mask/fitting/position/arrangement of pillows that allows them to sleep at least a little bit until an inadvertent burst of air startles their dumbass cat into clawing their leg and then tumbling down the stairs.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Why is it that people with very little have earned none of it, but people with billions have earned every last cent?

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

My dude, my good billionaire dude. It’s not an opportunity to learn if the answers aren’t reliable. Imagine if you went to Yale and the professors were on acid, and had no idea if what they were saying was true and no stake in finding out. That’s the LLM education you’re fantasizing about.

submitted 101 days ago • 10 comments

Is there a #misophonia community on Bluesky? I experience rage at outside, persistent music thumps and significant discomfort at slurps and drips (basically the Starbucks ad that inspired me to write this).

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

350 Rabbis signed this.

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

Spending my Galentine's as God intended: Receiving menu requests from my mother regarding what I'll be cooking my parents for Valentine's. #galentines #blessed

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

gritty has seized control of the federal government

submitted 109 days ago • 198 comments

If any of these men said "Allahu Akbar," there would be widespread shitting of pants. Anyway, "God is great" or whatever.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

If you need something to get excited about tonight, I just held in a sneeze and cracked my back.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Because in the United States, it’s legal to feed chicken shit to cattle. That’s why. That’s literally the reason www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...

submitted 110 days ago • 269 comments

Daily affirmations that are just like, "Horizontal is valid, girl" and "I welcome the sleepies"

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Victor Frankenstein walkinge yn a hurrye through a mall. He passeth a signe: BUILDE A BEAR. Victor Frankenstein doth pause, rolle up hys sleeves, walke ynto the store.

submitted 112 days ago • 4 comments

The content we all need right now

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

I am very tired, but wrote this, quickly, to capture what I could since we live in the days of media erasure. Tonight there was a #protest at the #treasury and most #news did not see fit to cover it while it unfolded. I captured posts, video, and quotes as I could--I linked to @indivisible.org

submitted 114 days ago • 15 comments

Crockett: What we’re not going to do is stand around while they pull this bullshit that they’re trying to pull right now

submitted 114 days ago • 370 comments

A lovely CS Lewis quote I sent to my mom

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

All these wee nekkid emperors need better tailors

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

NPR article links are broken on FB. I am so scared and so stressed and so tired.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Turned off a sleep relaxation video because I suddenly worried SO HARD about getting sucked into a terrible hallucination. So, good to know that's still a thing.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

"The more voices, the more powerful the sound." -Alicia Keys

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Say the nice things about other people that just pop into your head. Tell the random coworker or the person in line you like their shirt. It quickly turns into a really uplifting habit (plus a handy little tool for faking social confidence until you start to feel it for real).

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

I know people always talk about the ideals of a real world based on Mario Kart, but we don't talk enough about the opposite: how the current state of things feels like being at the back of the pack and getting nothing but banana peels with every achievement.

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

Sucks when people take your stuff and use it to make their stuff and don’t pay for it, eh?

submitted 121 days ago • 67 comments

I'm not saying I WANT Big Brother to be watching. I'm just saying, if he .were., he would've just seen me sitting on the toilet singing, "PROooo-PRAN-olollll, my home and native laaaaaaand..."

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Oh god. What a thing to realize.

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

I bet he fucking wasn't

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Every outfit can be pajamas if you take your bra off.

submitted 123 days ago • 1 comment

If the price of coffee goes up the guy from blues traveler will be fine because he also likes tea

submitted 123 days ago • 89 comments

President of Ringling College has some cool thoughts about AI in art. www.srqmagazine.com/srq-daily/20...

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

every example of how AI could be useful is like “if you were eating cereal, AI could tell you what cereal you were eating”

submitted 124 days ago • 180 comments

Teen Vogue fucking killing it. You love to see it.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Warming my hands by the tiny-ass space heater like the 21st century's most Florida-ass Bob Cratchit...

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

It actually is very important that you do things that you take pleasure in, regularly. That is part of how you survive the things that feel like they are going to destroy you.

submitted 127 days ago • 98 comments

Anti-semitism will not be tolerated in any form. Except for the most famous form of all time. That one is probably a coincidence

submitted 127 days ago • 16 comments