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I've heard it said that you shouldn't weigh yourself every morning, but personally I find it to be quite a useful indicator of how full of shit I am on any given day.

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cat.

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Cat.

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I like big cats. I like small cats. I like this cat. I like all cats.

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...cat?

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cAt

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cat.

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cat.

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Blaze's favorite Pokémon is Incineroar

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Preforming standup is so hard! Like, you've gotta remember your material, adjust it on the fly, mind your pacing, stick to your time slot, and all this while making sure you don't fall flat on your face during the acrobatic elements.

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Would you trade bodies with your cat for a day, even if it meant dealing with the social and professional repercussions of your cat having piloted your body for a day? #FreakyFriday

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Loaf on toaster, burnt.

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Went to the vet today, Blaze has been having some tummy trouble. The vet squeezed his abdomen and said, "myk og fin", which means "soft and nice". And I agree. Blaze is, indeed, soft and nice.

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Nope.

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'sup

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Right now in the US if you legally change your name to Mario you'll end up on the FBI terrorist watch list

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Good morning!

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hi.

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I've heard it said that you shouldn't weigh yourself every morning, but personally I find it to be quite a useful indicator of how full of shit I am on any given day.

cat.

Cat.

I like big cats. I like small cats. I like this cat. I like all cats.

...cat?

cAt

cat.

cat.

Blaze's favorite Pokémon is Incineroar

Preforming standup is so hard! Like, you've gotta remember your material, adjust it on the fly, mind your pacing, stick to your time slot, and all this while making sure you don't fall flat on your face during the acrobatic elements.

Would you trade bodies with your cat for a day, even if it meant dealing with the social and professional repercussions of your cat having piloted your body for a day? #FreakyFriday

Loaf on toaster, burnt.

Went to the vet today, Blaze has been having some tummy trouble. The vet squeezed his abdomen and said, "myk og fin", which means "soft and nice". And I agree. Blaze is, indeed, soft and nice.

Nope.

'sup

Right now in the US if you legally change your name to Mario you'll end up on the FBI terrorist watch list

Good morning!

hi.

Little did he know, the true identity of the masked vigilante was that mild-mannered photographer working at the Daily Bugle.

Aw yissssss

Just woke up. Time to clean the knives.

Just two dudes being bros.