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Happily married father of two. These are dark times. Let’s try to laugh. Fuck Trump!
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Kid Rock on his way to write the country song about the breakup

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!

Elon is one stupid SOB! Everybody and their mother saw this coming. No way was Trump ever going to allow the EV credit to continue.

Congrats to my softball team on our perfect spring season. We were 0-12. Still made the playoffs though

Is this what it feels like being the girl in the bar watching two guys fight over you, neither one you wanna fuck?

The fact that a company can lose $152bn in one day is a huge red flag.

Ain't it fun to see Elmo tweeting the same exact content he rewrote the algorithm to ignore?

Truly no honor amongst thieves

💯💯💯

This is all just a distraction from the fact Aaron Rodgers signed with the Steelers. Don’t be fooled!!

Good thing Elon has a helmet.

Turns out their egos were in fact too big to fit in the same room.

I cannot stop wheezing

Quick, how do I invest in popcorn???

Oh lawd…shits getting good.

Everyone on Twitter right now.

Now, more than ever

Pistols at dawn, and let somebody other than Netflix televise it. 🍿

it’s funny that they’re both on their own personal websites posting their little posts

A fight in a madhouse about who is Napoleon...

How long until pro-Trump and pro-Elon factions post up on the Washington Mall and fight to the death? Only asking because I have book club tonight but I can cancel.

Elon and Trump got bloody in a hurry! Good. I was really bored

Musk dropped his “big bomb” on Trump. Now Steve Bannon is getting Trump’s response ready.

Oh shit! These two are gonna tear each other apart! Lol

The gauntlet is down !!!

Gonna tell my kids this was Big Beautiful Bill.

Pass the fucking popcorn!! 🍿

BREAKING: HAHAHAHA