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Here’s a New York Times photo of the Chicago “No Kings” rally. NYT said the march that followed spanned at least 10 blocks.

Have you considered getting a bowl of strawberries, crumbling a choc ice over the top, putting two dollops of extra thick double cream on top and sprinkling some muscovado sugar over it all

In the song ‘It’s Raining Men’ by The Weather Girls/Geri Halliwell, the lyrics state that Mother Nature went into heaven, chatted with the angels and made it so it would Rain Men so women could find their perfect guy. Does this imply that the men it is raining are dead?

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Putting my headphones in to cover the noise of the rain so I can listen to my rain noise playlist

THE AIR SMELLS SO GOOD NOW IT IS RAINING ON THIS DRY GROUND, I WISH THERE WAS A POETIC NAME FOR IT BUT ALAS THERE IS NOT AND NEVER WILL BE

The song Timber by Pitbull ft Kesha is so important to my mental health

Yael van der Wouden, who won last night’s @womensprize.bsky.social for Fiction, said she was intersex in her speech and had only got the right treatment because of “every trans person who’s fought for healthcare.” Say it again: Transphobia. Hurts. Everyone.

actually unreal how funny this image is

Good news for all of you

RIP big dog

What a life Brian Wilson had

someone of a certain generation: now back in my day of course, you could walk down the street safe as anything, could leave your doors unlocked no worries someone of the same generation: have you ever heard of a man we called the Yorkshire Ripper

Mark You have always been free. You have always written whatever you want You own your own publishing imprint What are you talking about you mop

Had my eyes tested this morning. The part where they puff a bit of air into your eyes is like being hunted for sport.

This is by design. That's the most damming, most crushing thing www.theguardian.com/inequality/2...

Whoever has been putting the film lids on ready meal products for the last few years has been doing such a bad job I swear to god

GUY WHO, IF PRESSED, TURNS OUT IS DIAMETRICALLY OPPOSED TO YOUR CAUSE: are you sure *those* tactics help your cause

Can we make Prime Minister an AI position, it already does not require any sort of spine

That’s not the rule and you know it.

when u name a baby jack the ripper what did u think was gonna happen

Wow, sounds like the process of making this movie has been quite the-*shepherd's crook appears from stage left, drags me away by my neck*

Sound on makes it even better.

The MRAs are gonna hate this

Just finished rewatching Mare of Easttown and god what a show

Would just to like to own up to something: I bought a new pair of sandals at the start of the week and I think that’s why the rain came back. I really cannot apologise enough.

One of the best things about Posting is you never know what obscure preoccupations your followers have. There will be a guy who has followed you for years and never said anything but then one day you disparage applesauce and he activates like a sleeper agent and dedicates his life to destroying you

This reply from my MP about trans rights is giving….ChatGPT

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

oh is this just a distraction? is that it? a distraction? for rubes? are you the smartest little birthday boy in the whole applebees? is that it? are you three steps ahead? with your mind chess? in your little birthday boy suit? do you have it all figured out? are you mommy’s special buddy?

Grandma can you come pick me up the two billionaires are arguing online

Men are too emotional to use social media

May I present the mascot for the Halifax Oyster Festival, Pearl

Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today. I'm so angry.

Finally watched True Detective Night Country and oh my god

Imagine being the person who has to sort out Tom Cruise’s work insurance. Every day in pre-production waking up in a cold sweat. Jumping out your skin every time the phone goes in case it’s Tom asking if he can tap dance on a blimp that is already on fire.

Good for her