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MSP Adjacent. Full time working mom. Constantly tired w/ iced coffee in hand year round. Watcher of sports, specifically women’s sports. #GBR #SKOL #COYL #COYB Reality TV & internet snark junkie.
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my new fave vikings player

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the way that “todays plane crash” is becoming a daily occurrence

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happy to announce that our house officially has a ‘barf bucket’ and we no longer need to have our largest mixing bowl serve that dual purpose. only took until our kid was 2 yrs old!

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

wow

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yes, it’s going to make us soooo healthy to take away SSRIs from all the people with crippling anxiety because of the fucked up world we live in! real smart.

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I got suspended from the bus for like 3 days for basically flirting with a boy (we were throwing things at eachother)

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i was today years old when i learned it’s called a score bug

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Mountain Dew was like

submitted 16 days ago • 16 comments

Did Pringles and Little Caesars essentially come up with the same ads?

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

a strong start with jeremy strong trolling himself and eugene levy’s eyebrows…but then a fox news ad 🤮

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/02/o...

submitted 21 days ago • 25 comments

trump’s america

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WELCOME TO BLACK HISTORY MONTH

submitted 24 days ago • 815 comments

BREAKING: Dani Busboom Kelly named as next head coach of #Huskers volleyball

submitted 27 days ago • 10 comments

If you don’t believe in evolution, explain how conservatives continue coming up with new ways to say the n-word (“DEI hire”) so they don’t get in trouble at work

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

congrats to emilia perez for securing the coveted green book slot

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

just absolutely embarrassing

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today’s self care involves unfollowing news outlets on social media

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

somehow we taught our kid to say ‘I Tooted’ anytime anyone or anything makes a toot noise. And I don’t know if I want to correct her.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

my toddler and I are currently watching a video where Miss Rachel is dressed up as Elsa and is teaching us how to sing Let It Go from Frozen. i don’t know what else to say here.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

this reinforces my opinion that masks should still be required for air travel. i haven’t had covid since 2022. i masked during half of my travel a week ago but BOTH of my masks broke during the Atlanta airport debacle so I was left without 1 while stranded in security. & now I have COVID.

submitted 40 days ago • 3 comments

pretty neat how a team you thought was going to win six games wins fourteen and you can still end up miserable, I love sports haha

submitted 43 days ago • 5 comments

and I am a Vikings fan and an Everton fan. cool cool cool.

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2025 is wild.

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I feel like for the next few snows here in MN I am going to be really grateful that Minnesotans just go about life when there are some flurries instead of acting like the world is ending. Thank you Minnesotans.

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a random thought I had today as I am contemplating the use of AI in my life (mostly for work) & its affect on the environment… you know when you are searching something random on google & the Gemini AI summary pops up at the top now?

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came to ATL for 1 meeting (at a Michelin starred restaurant, so it was not all for nothing). tried to fly out all day yesterday (was supposed to fly out at noon). that flight got delayed all the way until 2:40am. I hung it up when the delay got as late as 12:22a (it was about 9p at that time).

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

I am currently on the Spencer Pratt side of tik tok

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

touching down in ATL to a winter storm watch for 2 inches of snow makes this Minnesotan laugh

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

it’s really weird simultaneously seeing posts from celebs about evacuating their homes and what not and then a few scrolls down a promoted post for the latest meal delivery kit brand or sweatpants jeans. the internet is WEIRD!

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

why was my child absolutely losing her mind on the entire drive to school today you ask? she had a dino in her boot, that’s why.

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