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Trans, fag, fool for Christ, etc. Homiletics queen. And I gave my heart to know wisdom, and to know madness and folly: and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
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me shouting from inside the bath where i live: I JUST HAD AN EPIPHANY. CAN YOU BRING ME ISOMETR- my friend who's waiting at my front door because i said we would watch uncut gems: HELLO? IT'S LOCKED me: ISOMETRIC GRAPH PAPER

some real 'never kill yourself' moments happening to yours truly... i'm not tweeting about them though... use your imagination

You asked. We listened. We put AI in the microplastics.

nothing feels better to the Summer Cyclist than the move of "bike to the location in your undershirt and once you arrive put on your shirt shirt that you brought with you in your basket"

need to read a book that is actively good on the sentence level. Need to do that right now or I'll die. Actually I just remembered I had already been planning to continue my LP Hartley Year so post cancelled maybe

i would suck a gandalf or a merlin off to completion

Welcome to the public domain, GODS’ MAN (1929) by Lynd Ward. 🖋️📖 A haunting, wordless story told through woodcuts, this early graphic novel follows an artist’s Faustian bargain. Read it here ➡️ archive.org/details/gods... 🧵 #PublicDomain #PublicDomainDay #GraphicNovel #ArtLiterature

It's way too easy to mistake Brad Lander for Tim Robinson at most angles.

kelli is patiently explaining to us how ranked choice works

crepuscular neighbor scurrying around the yard before going inside to watch tv

reading a book for gay book club that's a like cultural history of gay bars and it is literally fine except that it's the type of book that opens a paragraph like The root of the word 'refuge,' the Latin 'refugium,' and I'm like I'm Going To Kill You

okay going to shower and clean my damn bedroom and then I get to make a pie crust

get swept up with us today into today's square from Ivy Grimes "...he said he had news. He was going to ask our mutual friend to be his girlfriend. It was the first time I'd ever been alone with R. "Why are you telling me this?" I said." https://www.havehashad.com/ud9j6

pretty often see other trans people going "cis people need to listen to trans people and then they would understand the thing we need them to understand which is [some shit i kinda disagree with tbh]" but i've gotten pretty relaxed about it

Proposed new trinitarian heresy: Voltronism. The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit are all robots that are able to combine into a larger, more powerful robot known as the Trinity.

I’d feel despondent if not for the fact that I myself probably have only about 20 years left as a viable business model.

Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice

hey can we hang out more? you seem like you're going through something weird

Guy who says “we needed this” during each of the 10 plagues

when I hear "legal path to transition" I immediately think of "legal path to citizenship" and how easy that is for people. let's do that for gender

gender eudaimonia

30 day psalter says fuck the Supreme Court and its death dealing ways

(Folding my arms and smiling serenely as you deliver a devastating critique of my ghastly conference paper) as I clearly state in the title, these are "notes toward"

we must love each other or we must die

Unfortunately the problem with this book isn't that you can tell the author has been on Twitter it's that you can tell she used to be on tumblr. This book is tumblr to me

know this: there are people I respect & do not follow. there are people I follow & do not respect. it`s up to fate—i make no apologies of it

a rabbit’s 2000s bedroom ♬♪♫(^O^☆♪ this is my patreon print for june !

obviously the reason I can say this is that I already had my documents but is it crazy to say that with everything else going on I kinda forgot they weren't letting us have passports

i love to read a book that is openly about online but i hate to read a book that is not online and experience the gradual awareness that the author goes online too much. Is anybody talking about this

i've never read jameson's postmodernism, but i [visibly not really clear on what's going on, starting to sweat a little] i have the uh. the posts of modernism. all over my body? jesus okay. starting again

I do find the phrase gender euphoria somewhat irritating but I've never been able to figure out a real reason it's a problem

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obviously pretty bought in on episcopalianism at this point but every once in a while i take a sunday and visit a methodist church or w/e and it's always like. dude we gotta start doing protestant preaching. i want to hear long-ass sermons i want them to be about the bible we gotta get on this shit

When someone posts a QR code on their instagram…… what am I supposed to do with that

The Lord preserveth the simple: I was in misery, and he helped me.

bumper sticker reading "This Cliché Terminates Thoughts"