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Happy guy in the blue sky šŸ¦‹ Looks both ways when crossing šŸ• Professional dog sitter extraordinaire šŸ• Pizza is the best food. Doesn’t take himself seriously but you should. Connect the dots … connects the dots. Dot dot dot… Dot! Exclamation
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ā€œThey don’t know what the fuck they’re doingā€ said a broken clock at the stroke of midnight

Sorta like when your mom wouldn’t let you have a nuclear warhead as a kid, so your dad (who doesn’t live with you) says he’d like to buy you one for your next birthday present just to piss his ex wife offšŸ‡®šŸ‡· šŸ‡·šŸ‡ŗ šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø

This isn’t going to be pretty

Why target a democrat representative when there’s still so many CEOs out there?! I just don’t understand the left.

Team Iran šŸ‡®šŸ‡· Fuck Bibby the Butcher

Guess I need to go on record saying this… Gavin Newsom is not what America needs, please don’t make this guy the next presidential candidate for democrats (provided elections are still allowed in 2028).

It’s gonna be a CONSTANT revolving door. More so than last time.

If I was a sociopath that needed to manufacture a crisis in order to go forward with my previously designed authoritarian agenda of invading and taking over liberal cities and states, it would look an awful lot like the Los Angeles situation right now.

Invading California was not on my 2025 Bingo Card. Nonetheless, I’ve still nearly blacked out my sheet with the rest of ā€œthings we all saw coming from a mile awayā€

Are we sure our country is not just an extended episode of WWE?

Wow! No one could have predicted this /s

We were never as big a joke as we are today. Maybe tomorrow we will be a bigger joke. As for today, compared to any day before, we have never been this big of a joke. We’ve been a joke for awhile, some would say we’ve always been a joke, I’ll accept that. But TACO King is the all time top punchline

Has anybody figured out who I am? No, and they don’t care to.

I forget that the hyper vigilantes online have auto notification bots telling them everytime a random person says ā€œPalestineā€ in a post. Only took 11 minutes, good response time there internet. Of course them blocking me only took 25 minutes after name calling. Sometimes you gotta be presidential šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

I’m so glad Trump ended the war in Ukraine and solved the Israeli-Palestinian crisis on ā€œday oneā€ of his presidency.

Today’s top story: Two dead white people

Friendly reminder to ā€œgo fuck yourself Israelā€ā€¦ Bibi should be given the same treatment as Osama Bin Laden

Anyone who thinks AOC is only popular because she is an attractive woman and not because she has some of the most ā€œattractive politicsā€ in the Democratic Party is really outing themselves for their own shallowness. Is she perfect? No, but she will certainly be ā€œgoodā€ for everyday American people.

The Internet Archive could become the next Library of Alexandria in yet another example of (bad) history repeating itself.

April showers bring May ā€œfuck you Israelā€ (and flowers) šŸ’

ā€œI’m worried about diversity, equity, and inclusion in schools, but not in my favorite sport of golf where a ā€˜handicap’ is literally a built-in component to allow bad golfers to compete against better golfers.ā€

ā€œAnybody can interactā€ but nobody will

Trump plays more golf than I play video games. Not an exaggeration.

ā€œFossil brainsā€ as I’m going to call it, are just as bad as those with ā€œbrain rotā€ā€¦ and there’s certainly some overlapping qualities and traits behind the two, but I think they both need to be treated with distinction in their respective terms.

Nobody cares what I think, and that’s part of the problem.

8 years on and Bernie is still drawing amazing and excited crowds… Democrats completely fuxked their opportunity back then and look where it took us. If they don’t get behind AOC, and start the push now, they are dooming themselves.

Due Process? Never heard of it

Say what you will about Elmo Musk, but this man definitely can see into the future… why else would he have designed that Cybertruck to be bulletproof? He knew the trajectory his brand was headed all along šŸ˜…

Obligatory ā€œFuck Israelā€ for the month of March.

I’d say Schumer has no spine, but he clearly does, it’s so weak that he has to hunch everywhere.

Watching history repeat itself while also being unprecedented times… like that Baz Luhrmann Romeo + Juliet film.