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Hello, I enjoy late nights, garbage, and scurrying around.
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Last night, I dreamt that met Michael Palin. We were all doing the universal back lot tour on foot, and another comedian who was there told me they had never heard of Michael Palin. So, I guess it was really a nightmare.

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Planet Definitions xkcd.com/3063

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I called my daughter ‘dude’. She indignantly told me “I’m not a dude.” I had to kindly reminder her…

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How does Kermit the frog blink? Do his eyelids come from the back of his eyes? Just think about him blinking. It’s super creepy.

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If your name is Ryan and you’re having people think you said Bryan when you introduced yourself, try saying ‘my name is Ryan.’ and not “I’m Ryan.” The voicing of the consonant ‘m’ carry’s over into the ‘r’ creating a ‘b’ sound.

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Who ever said Bacon is meat candy never had carnitas.

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I keep seeing posts about some guy named Al. Listen folks, if he ain’t weird, I’m really not that interested in Al or his art.

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My new glasses come tomorrow. First time with transitions. Excited to try them out.

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Hello, blue sky.

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