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harambetuah.bsky.social
Clipping my toenails while sitting on the toilet
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Posted this over on Twitter and sharing it here as well: ZiPS projections for 2019 vs 2025

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

kind of funny to buy a new phone and then they ban porno, tiktok and marvel snap. the fuck do i need this piece of shit for now. calling my cousin??

submitted 35 days ago • 6 comments

Grilled cheese burrito and jalepeno ranch from taco bell

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Six years working on this script and this is all I have.

submitted 71 days ago • 54 comments

Girlfriend pronounced novice as “no voice” 🤯🤯🤯

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Steelers bad

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,083,757! Piss

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

I shit at the gym every morning so my girlfriend don’t have to smell my crud

submitted 380 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t stop listening to episodes of your kickstarter sucks

submitted 492 days ago • 1 comment

Farting so hard in bed my girlfriend wakes up thinking someone knocked on our door

submitted 521 days ago • 0 comments

Elon Misk ain’t gettin a cent outta me

submitted 523 days ago • 0 comments

What’d up. Your boy is on blue sky

submitted 524 days ago • 0 comments