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hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social
Hockey fan who occasionally reads a book and posts 9-1-1 spoilers | Tampa Bay Lightning and Seattle Kraken | Swiftie (she/her)
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Off the ice, Evander Kane brings a lot of baggage, from reports of locker room drama to (unproven) allegations of sexual assault, along with other legal issues. On the ice, Evander Kane hasn't been good for years. This is a baffling trade for the #Canucks.

submitted 2 days ago • 28 comments

Oh so you don't have to spend millions on a liberal Joe Rogan or attack trans people or support genocide to win after all

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

The future looks fierce 😮‍💨

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

ABC was playing reruns of 9-1-1 while I was at the gym so unfortunately I had to actually watch the part of the finale that I didn't see because I rage quit it when it aired 😭

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Do not let a company that utilizes or pushes for AI lecture you on your A/C usage during a heat wave.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The humidity here in Illinois is the same percentage as Tampa, Florida but the temperature here is higher

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

i hope you’re drinking water and wearing sunscreen 🫵🏻

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

A customer told me she couldn't believe this store would put up a Pride display, because what if children see it?? Anyway, it was my display, and I'm proud of it, and you (and your children) should all see it. #BookSky 📚💙

submitted 7 days ago • 1343 comments

THEY TRADED BURKY??????? #SeaKraken

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I'm gonna start my vacation by having the world's biggest temper tantrum over this game 😭

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

*whines* but I don’t wanna see the Panthers win the Cup 😭😭😭😭😭

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

This is one of the best - and most terrifying - images from my bird feeder. 😬

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submitted 14 days ago • 6 comments

so happy and proud of taylor swift for ruining yet another sport, i hope she ruins them all one by one and collects them like lil infinity stones

submitted 15 days ago • 16 comments

Idc who Taylor is there to support, if she couldn't make me like the Chiefs she definitely can't make me like either of those fuckass teams in the finals

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I didn't want to wash my stand mixer bowl, so I made cookie dough entirely by hand, which resulted in a super sore arm and the death of my trusty whisk, but at least I saved myself the four minutes it would've taken to wash a big bowl.

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submitted 16 days ago • 17 comments

OT hockey is really chill when you want both teams to lose

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I love how my local Walmart has all cosmetics out in the open but has all of their acne skincare behind locked glass, like I'm gonna wait for an employee so I can buy a $9 item. I've never seen an employee in this section either so I guess they just don't want to sell the merchandise.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

submitted 22 days ago • 530 comments

happy stanley cup finals, i hope both teams lose

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

🎉🎉🎉🎉

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Happy pride month motherfuckers

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Melatonin won’t work, I need someone to smack me in the head with a frying pan so I can get some sleep

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

🚨| According to People, Scooter Braun was not involved in Taylor Swift’s acquisition of her masters — the deal happened in spite of him, not because of him.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Welcome home 💖💖💖

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Soooooo Reptv really was the friends we made along the way 🥲

submitted 28 days ago • 10 comments

*tantrum voice* but I don't wanna watch a rematch of last yearrrrrrr *stomps feet*

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I made M&M cookies last weekend and I think these take the cake for the prettiest desserts I’ve made so far this year

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Back to being a baking and book account until September

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I wish I had submitted my evil bracket instead of my hopeful one

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

On leg day I feel unstoppable working with heavy weights and on arm day I feel like a dainty little fairy putting tiny five pound weights on the smith machine cuz that's all my arms can handle right now.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

I know many people my age still have a lot of nostalgia around Harry Potter and might be tempted to watch the new HBO TV series. Please, I'm begging you, do not tune in. J.K. Rowling is singularly motivated. The new Harry Potter series is a cash cow intended to fund anti-trans bigotry.

submitted 30 days ago • 33 comments

I will never forgive the Dallas Stars or the Carolina Hurricanes if they force me to root for the OILERS in the Stanley Cup Final 😭🤮

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

The lunk alarm at Planet Fitness should be reserved for assholes who don't restack their weights.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Can't be sad when my finch pet has bagpipes as an accessory while she adventures in Scotland

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Ohhhhh I've figured it all out, when the email is *from* me it's worthless junk that can be discarded forever. When it's *to* me it's the most important email to ever be sent and must be answered within 5 minutes or it's gonna blow up.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

You know what, I am a giant Florida Panthers fan! Nobody has ever heard me say a single negative thing about the Panthers! Hockey belongs in Sunrise, Florida and I can't wait to see how my favorite team, the Florida Panthers, performs in the third period.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe I should’ve become a Panthers fan because it appears that I am cursed and every team I root for falls :(

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

FUCK FLORIDA 🗣️🗣️

submitted 40 days ago • 5 comments

Damn, I really am going to earn exactly zero additional points in my bracket league. It’s joever.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

Well this sucks

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