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Fuck Taurus Marry Capricorn Kill Virgo… kill em dead

Libra ♎️ 🌙

I have a daughter, but if I had had a son, I probably would’ve name him Malik or Sean or Thad.

I thought my eyes were deceiving me when I went in the store! Like I’m not paying 10 DOLLARS for deodorant!!! I wanna fight and my pits are taking the first swing 😩😤

4-1-3-5-2-4 baby

Good morning, yall. Have a beautifully Black day 🤗

BIG DAWG THE SUN AINT EEN SET YET!

Add him to the sick-n-shut in list immediately! We gon need the heavy duty prayer warriors for this one…

This is Himmy Turner, no? Or is this Von? Either way…🔥

“Do it, lady!”

Exhibit A: iPhone

i hope my husband can sing lol

You gentrify my city, I’m gonna Niggafy yours

Sand!! The softer the better.

Too long

Savage! (And before they started actin ugly, 🎯 used to be clutch)

“SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP!” - Michael Scott

I really just be wanting to smile and giggle and kiss and drink mimosas. Nothing too much

AIIGHT NI KEEP PLAYING hours

Reckless behavior hours I should send it hours Lemme just get in the bed hours

Late night catch me creepin witcho damn ol lady

Pitchas

If I wasn’t allergic to shellfish, I’m sure I would maybe probably love shrimp 🍤!!! But alas…

I gotta bitch name Keisha she a real dick pleaser I gotta bitch name Keisha she a real dick pleaser I gotta bitch name Keisha she a real dick pleaser….

A little headlocking and handwarming

I like. I like. 🙂‍↕️🤝🏽

Obviously, this one is on there but I need more, I need more!

I need to update my playlist. Please help! What’s one of your favorite get money songs? 🤑

We need more women in HVAC. I’m tired of men in my home.

So what are we sipping on tonight to make it through the evening? It’s a remixed tequila sunrise over here.

I’m tired of millennialing 😩