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Professional instigator. Amateur instigatee. VA vascular surgeon. Portland, the cool one, not the Maine one.
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REACHER: A show where a very large man is forced to use a very tiny phone. 10/10 no notes.

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Taylor Swift, would you be interested in dating a Portland doctor

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Every day we stray further from the light of god

submitted 17 days ago • 30 comments

I have gone through hours of game tape and studied all the tactics and I'm prepared to make my Superbowl prediction: The Kansas City Chiefs will face the Philadelphia Eagles tomorrow.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

On my 6th Luka trade emergency podcast, when I get to 10 I immediately lose my job, I'm pretty sure.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

NOSFERATU. WAS. AAASSSSSSSSSSSS.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Update re Packers game: hunched over just constantly dry heaving. Im not even in the house anymore, just outside while my neighbors keep asking if they should call 911. My replies of "Jalen Hurts should be sent to The Hague" has been met with both scorn and derision.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Packers are playing and I've vomited twice already. It's 2 minutes into the game.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Insane set of events that has led to Notre Dame being the protagonist in the national championship game.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

My New Year's Resolution? Bring icing people with Smirnoff Ices back. We used to be a country.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

submitted 60 days ago • 607 comments

Did...did this Pop-Tart die for our sins?

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A COMPLETE UNKNOWN (2024): Was this actually a movie? Or like an insane object of nostalgia? Chalamet and Barbaro crushed it as Dylan and Baez. Biggest takeaway: Was Johnny Cash the absolute coolest person to ever walk the Earth?

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Looks like the Hawk Tuah Girl needs to *puts on sunglasses* TALK TUAH LAWYER *drives off in a Porsche*

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

A great Rams-Bills game ruined by Tom Brady talking.

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Once again, my musical taste is superior.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

My Tamagotchi is 100% dead.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Learning, to my extreme displeasure, that the trending movie "Hot Frosty" does not involve any sex with a snowman. We used to be a country.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

The production on "squabble up" on GNX by Kendrick is insane.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Bad news, kids. Santa has been downsized by drones.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Once again, people should be wary of giant killer college football powerhouse *squinting quite hard*...Vanderbilt? As a proud alumnus, never had a doubt.

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

The haters will tell you my cooking is too cilantro forward. Well, the haters are right. Honestly, great call from the haters.

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

“i have concepts of a plan”

submitted 169 days ago • 147 comments

As I’ve always said, I’m proud to be an alumnus of college football powerhouse *checks notes* Vanderbilt.

submitted 180 days ago • 1 comment

Shoutout to Kamala for learning the right lessons from Kendrick Lamar and executing flawlessly: Relentlessly call your opponent weird and stay on that message.

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On jury duty and frankly I’m very upset at my fellow jurors. They should be thanking me for my new dating app “Jury Booty”.

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