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28 | they/them arcane /critrole / anime / poetry / complaining silco simping [mdni 🔞 will be nsfw] https://harmlessthings.straw.page/ why did i add alt text to your post? > https://harmlessalttext.straw.page/ < pfp by @wereville banner by @fozuh
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my two faves I cannot stop staring LOOK AT THEM

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

//irl vent, misgendering i was fully prepared to be [dead-ish name] she/her while visiting home but it’s fucking insane that my sibling has a full beard and has been transitioning for *five years* and our mother is STILL using she/her 🙃

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

you should read a book

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

YOU - No need for secrets. SHIVERS - No need for anything anymore.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Literally just viktor showing u his dick

submitted 7 hours ago • 9 comments

crawling out of our cave to drop some vanco and disappear again #zaundads #vanco

submitted 18 hours ago • 8 comments

my mate at the Melbourne crit role show just informed me Sam was dressed as Dame Edna tonight holy shit

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Projecting this heat wave onto the boys #jayvik

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

i wish i was stoned

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

whenever someone finds a threadfic of mine and bumps it back in my notifs I go oH YEAH! and think about it all over again

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

[alt text: Close up mostly greyscale digital art of vampire Silco, red eyes and fangs out, a dribble of blood from the corner of his mouth and two red puncture marks in Vander’s neck as Silco holds his head to the side.]

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

if you’re tired of me bitching about alt text ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ soz

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

find a cool artist: 🙂 they draw a bunch of characters I love: 😄 every image in their media tab has an alt text label: 🥹 the alt text is just silly comments about what they were listening to while drawing or simply the characters name over and over: 😒😒😒

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

as a child I thought it was wildly unrealistic that Sims would immediately give up on all their goals and dreams if a single dirty plate was left on the ground but now that I’m an adult I understand that that was the most realistic part of the game

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

“enough fics/art about X! more fics/art about Y!!!!” do it yourself. shut up and fucking do it yourself.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I just need... Jayvik. A Jayvik where they Jayvik. And maybe they also Jayvik. Yes. That will fix me.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

with alt text (click thru for art)

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

[alt text: a young Silco and Vander. Silco is stitching a jacket by lamplight while Vander dozes next to him, head resting on his folded arms.]

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

[alt text: Essek, a purple drow with white hair, clutches a bloodied Caleb, ginger haired light skinned human, in the middle of battle. Purple magic crackles around them in the foreground.]

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

🎵 Lo-fi Beats to Guard Bazzoxan to 🎵 Taskhand Verin Thelyss for @exandriaartists.bsky.social 's #CriticalRoleFi project #CriticalRoleFanart #CriticalRole

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

unbelievably hot a slipping hazard (if u know what I mean 👀) please read

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

god I need viktor so bad. need him riding my cock and choking me and telling me how beautiful I looks as my eyes roll back in my head

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

Literally me🥲 sorry friends

submitted 3 days ago • 16 comments

every time I come home I get to find out about my brother’s latest concerningly young girlfriend 😐

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

#ChzWrites #Vanco #Zaundads tags: masturbation, pining, ruined orgasms, guilt + + + The tile is cool against Vander's overheaded skin where he presses his head against the wall in the small bathroom of The Last Drop. (1/16)

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

the friend i’ve been trying to nudge towards sports anime for like. A year now 🥰🥰🥰🥰

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

They are just... talking... #vanco #zaundads #silco #vander #slightnsfw

submitted 4 days ago • 13 comments

is there anything better than reconnecting with your best friend from high school and finding out she’s a big huge lesbian now??? 🥹

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments