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harpomx.bsky.social
Historian, compulsive bookworm, owned by an old rescue dog, youngish old fart 🌻🇺🇦
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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and zip lining, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

submitted 22 hours ago • 16 comments

How my week is going...

submitted 21 hours ago • 5 comments

Morning.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

"You have no idea what I'm capable of"

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

putting my brain in here

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

I would like a period correct fully immersive renaissance faire type experience but for the year 1996 please and thank you

submitted 2 days ago • 38 comments

"I just cleared out some space in the freezer" sounds so much more productive than "I just polished off another pint of ice cream."

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

Kyiv this evening 💔🇺🇦💔

submitted 3 days ago • 17 comments

PRO TIP: FILL THE PIÑATA WITH KETCHUP AND YOU NEVER HAVE TO HOST A CHILDREN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AGAIN. YOU'RE WELCOME.

submitted 4 days ago • 68 comments

I feel like the “rising tension” portion of this movie’s score has been playing in the background for like 10 years now

submitted 3 days ago • 120 comments

I get the fixation with Albert Einstein, Marie Curie, Charles Babbage etc, but whoever invented or discovered WD40 just doesn't get enough love.

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Can’t believe the knives are already out in the stores. The Ides of March gets more commercialized every year.

submitted 4 days ago • 209 comments

Aww bless, they’ve finally written a book about me 😊😄🤩

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

..can’t..me and my piggy pillow have other plans..

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"

submitted 7 days ago • 7 comments

What you see when you belatedly realize you are now in the Find Out stage.

submitted 7 days ago • 51 comments

Due to weather conditions, and out of an abundance of care, I will continue being absolutely insufferable for the foreseeable future.

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

Moon is too large and too far away. Should be smaller and closer. I want to poke it with a stick.

submitted 7 days ago • 10 comments

"Do you expect me to talk?" "No Mr Bond, I expect you to be boxed up and be left behind next door's bin in the pissing rain..."

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

Kyiv this early morning💜🩶🤍

submitted 7 days ago • 23 comments

I’ve never played poker before. Is this a good hand?

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

What I plan to get done in a day vs What I actually get done in a day

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

..no, everything’s fine why do you ask?

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

Remember, even if someone is technically correct when they assert that a bookshelf with a rolling ladder “won’t fix you”, they are forgetting one simple, unassailable truth: It certainly can’t hurt.

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Studies show that most people are unprepared for me to suddenly make an alarming seagull noise at them

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

I have never felt more like a bad girl as when I took a library book with me on international travels. Truly living on the edge.

submitted 9 days ago • 12 comments

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? You smell of bins.

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

the vibe today

submitted 12 days ago • 7 comments

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I'm not saying I'm getting old, but I've definitely reached the "gets excited to catch up some sleep on the weekend" stage of my life.

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Say it with Megafauna on February 14th! Cave art drawing of a mammoth, perhaps showing the position of the heart. From El Pindal Cave, Asturias, Spain. Around 15,000 years old. Photo: Berenguer (1994) 🦣❤️🏺

submitted 14 days ago • 10 comments

I’m just saying it feels like this level of sustained anxiety should be burning more calories than this

submitted 16 days ago • 93 comments

Me, heading into another week. #MondayMotivation

submitted 18 days ago • 7 comments

When you get that feeling that you're being watched.

submitted 19 days ago • 6 comments

submitted 19 days ago • 7 comments

When your lack of previous sheepdog experience is cruelly exposed on your first day at work.

submitted 20 days ago • 30 comments

[in the mosh pit] HAS ANYONE SEEN MY MONOCLE??

submitted 20 days ago • 9 comments

Me too, Marabou Stork, me too…

submitted 21 days ago • 5 comments

I’m usually pretty good about sticking to a healthy diet unless I’m really sad or celebrating or bored or eating out or ordering in or if it’s the weekend or Monday or if there’s something stressful going on

submitted 20 days ago • 235 comments

Hour 6 at the supermarket desperately searching for the enchanted hot dog I foresaw last night through my scrying orb

submitted 20 days ago • 4 comments

I hope this makes you laugh as much as it made me laugh #dogs

submitted 22 days ago • 26 comments

I feel seen

submitted 21 days ago • 7 comments

every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos

submitted 22 days ago • 491 comments

Friendly reminder to behave normally and not lunge wildly at people on the street

submitted 22 days ago • 11 comments