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harpomx.bsky.social
Historian, compulsive bookworm, owned by an old rescue dog, youngish old fart 🌻🇺🇦
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Today might be rough, so take this bird cooking tiny pastas.

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I didn't come here to make friends. Unless you want to be my friend. In which case nothing would bring me greater joy

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Ooo I like this idea

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Just once I'd like to spend a day at the lake without seeing in the water the shimmer of a long-forgotten amulet that bestows upon me powers both mysterious and terrible

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creator

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And I thought I worked in a niche area of the historic environment...

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I hired a band to follow me and play ambiance music so I can tell when an enemy enters my detectable range

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Make sure that you regularly read to your birds, and teach them all about their heritage and history. It's a very important part of them growing up well rounded and worldly.

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Bat, Literally Translated into English. Map by me

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..not to brag..✨

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Why does this echidna look like he’s about to drop the hottest jazz piano album OF THE YEAR

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Being an introvert at work is someone asking “How was your weekend?” and now you’re inventing a fake farmer’s market trip because you can’t just say “I laid in bed and avoided people.”

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THERAPIST: and what do we do when we get sad? ME: we buy another porch goose and knit them a sweater THERAPIST: what? ME: what?

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I burn most of my calories by rolling my eyes.

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waking up with a smile in plato's cave, rested and ready for another carefree day of looking at the whole world

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One of my favourite hobbies is being exposed to fascinating new information without understanding or remembering any of it

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Spring blossom in Chawton, Hampshire

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phlebotomists should be required to quickly and accurately get the straw in 500 capri suns prior to drawing blood from a human

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some shit is about to go down

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I'm kind of low key upset my potatoes haven't made the news, even in an off-hand comment. I live for the day that a news caster says "and in a strange turn of events, many republican representatives have received potatoes with expletives on them" I've sent about a dozen now.

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Things I wish for you: That you always feel safe and warm, and that someday you'll be gifted the deed to a crumbling seaside castle filled with chatty ghosts, indifferent cats, and secret libraries within libraries.

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Thank goodness I have lots of nutmeg and cloves and cloth, the traditional store houses of wealth in the early modern era.

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It was the Dunning of tymes. It was the Kruger of tymes.

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I refer to growing up in the acid rain/ quicksand/impending nuclear conflict era as being "classically trained" in generalized anxiety

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Please don’t keep me “informed” or “in the loop” I don’t want to know anything

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Few things are more eye-opening than thinking it’s been a long week before promptly coming to the horrifying realization that it’s Tuesday.

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getting a head start on the sunday scaries to avoid the crowds

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I think I’m finally getting the hang of permanently going through a lot.

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THERAPIST: and what do we do with those negative emotions when they get to be too much? ME: put them in my feelings wallet so l can buy books and cheese with them THERAPIST: what? ME: what?

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Overstimulated and unsupervised: a memoir

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A thread of interdimensional portals I've found on walks in the British countryside.

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Therapy is expensive, but getting lost in the forest and becoming the thing that terrifies the townspeople is free.

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