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she/her 18+ venmo @Harpy_Party cashapp $harpypartyy http://ko-fi.com/harpyparty best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:krrs7hdbwys5nljm6rbwar66/feed/aaaoo2u6cedre nudes 4 tips: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:krrs7hdbwys5nljm6rbwar66/feed/aaagcgyelw7ii
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girls only want one thing and it's a podcast episode about the life of Thomas Aquinas to fall asleep to

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

i'm glad nobody is baffled and amazed by my leaps of deductive reasoning

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

i'm glad nobody thinks too highly of me

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

anyone have an opinion between a Browning X-Bolt 2 Hunter and Tikka T3x Hunter? either would be walnut stock, not a fan of plastic rifles. leaning towards the Tikka because i could get a 300 win mag with a fluted and threaded barrel for less (i would want a muzzle brake). Browning looks dope af tho

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

back from church, who wants to tear my fancy outfit off? #nsfw #boobs #slut #feet venmo @Harpy_Party cashapp $harpypartyy (two ys) ko-fi.com/harpyparty

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

if i ever die i'm gonna haunt all the people that jerk off to me on the internet and don't tip (ghosts know such things)

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

true story (sent from my standing desk)

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if i ever die i'm gonna haunt all the people that jerk off to me on the internet and don't tip (ghosts know such things)

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

anyone have an opinion between a Browning X-Bolt 2 Hunter and Tikka T3x Hunter? either would be walnut stock, not a fan of plastic rifles. leaning towards the Tikka because i could get a 300 win mag with a fluted and threaded barrel for less (i would want a muzzle brake). Browning looks dope af tho

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

the world really wanted me to eat shit just then but i'm too good at sliding on the wet grass

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

i wonder if i'll ever have a crowning achievement. prolly not

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

pretty soon gonna start writing a bunch of country songs about my pussy

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

i'm glad nobody thinks too highly of me

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dominos should run a special for people that wish they were dead

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

damn bro that was straight up mellifluous

submitted 12 hours ago • 3 comments

true story (sent from my standing desk)

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

worthless housemate leads to weed eating over lunch leads to quick shower to rinse off leads to finishing workday naked

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

I’ll be over here if you guys need me [woods]

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

dominos should run a special for people that wish they were dead

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

ahh, another dogshit day

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

New episode! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

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i would have more respect for the Lil Cesar's pizza if it were Hot N' Made Me Wait a Little

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i wonder if i'll ever have a crowning achievement. prolly not

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everything seems less terrible when i don't know what's going on

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

a mocking tribute is one of the worst kinds of tribute one can receive

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

traveling around the world in a hot air balloon to give each of my mutuals a blowjob

submitted 123 days ago • 1 comment

surgery in just 4 weeks if anyone wants to send me 10 or 20 thousand dollars

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

birds should be able to join together to become a megabird

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Nisti Kroem

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"Top of some mornings to you" — the vague Irishman

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

got a mess of books for 8 bucks

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

have you heard the good news?

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Sour patch kids used to be nearly photorealistic. Now they just look like little blobs

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It's fun to come home randomly and discover the cat's secret Tuesdays at 12:54 spot

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

Thank god it’s Pasta Tuesday. If I had to figure out what’s for dinner tonight right now, I would lose it

submitted 302 days ago • 4 comments

people sure do like having a bunch of stuff

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it's big supernaturals saturday #bigsupernaturalssaturday venmo @Harpy_Party cashapp $harpypartyy (two ys)

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

i need to marry someone so that i can make them pay half the bills

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment