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Friedrich Merz, Germany's new chancellor: "The interference in the German elections by Elon Musk and Trump's Washington was no less radical and outrageous than that of Moscow." #GermanElections #CDU

You know, the way 🔥 fire suppression systems are roadblocks to nighttime adventure! #Scam #Hegseth

The real takeaway here is Dictators Never Step Down! We will have to fumigate 47 out like a possum in a crawlspace

Here’s what I did last week 1-wrote 4 funny scenes and 3 expository ones 2-closed all 3 rings on my Apple Watch every day 3-spanked it 4-decided Elon Musk is lost, pitiable and worthy of all the scorn the right thinking heap upon him 5-booed the national anthem (for hockey only) #emails2doge

And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.

He nails it.

I think it’s important to allow @GOP folks now suffering buyers remorse to be able to say “wow I really fucked up backing Trump” without us all screaming “you voted for this!” No matter how delicious it feels to scream it into an idiot’s face

I’d like to post more jokes here but people say to just do crowdwork. So what do you guys do?

Tomorrow in the NYT: Nothing emphasizes the elderly and out-of-touch character of Democratic Party leadership than their reluctance to allow a new generation of white nationalist 19-year-olds to have access to everyone's tax records

Watching SNL 50th but just for the commercials

Is anyone still mad at Biden for pardoning Hunter?

👀 "If no lawyer within earshot of the President is willing to give him that advice, then I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me." -- AUSA Hagan Scotten, SDNY.

Glad to have the waterproof Chucks today #ChuckTaylors #LArain

It’s like hiring a designer to redo your house and they show up with no tools and fifty grenades #TrumpSucks

Probably verbatim

My parents celebrate Eaglesmas #GoBirds #flyeaglesfly

Get your weekend on with a little "Clean Slate" on @primevideo.bsky.social Sometimes, the longest road leads you back home. Currently rockin' a 93% on that tomato site and whatnot.

This takes courage, whatever you think of him

if the president can say “i don’t like the department of energy,” and within a week it’s closed, then the constitution means nothing, and the president’s entire claim to power is the loyalty of the military. either he is constrained by the constitution or he’s a dictator, there isn’t a middle ground

I can’t imagine why Joe Biden would think his son Hunter would need a pardon from these reasonable civil servants

He’s trying to get us to march and resist openly so he can quell the “uprising” and declare martial law

Exactly

Perfectly captured.

Shouldn’t this be a bigger story?

Serious Question: Does Elon Musk control the Treasury Dept in fact, if not in name? @schiff.senate.gov or @aoc.bsky.social hoping you can answer this

How can a President, even a deeply shitty one, just issue a decree that his fuck-up is actually the previous guy’s fault?

I’ve been thinking about why 47 holds such a grudge and I think it’s because DEI made him so fat and stupid

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