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hartattack.bsky.social
Comic book nerd. Retired chef. Go Birds, Go Phightins #Sober jackass. #recoveryposse
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Apparently I'm now a racist because I don't care for Kendrick Lamar.

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Go Birds!

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

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Hey #RecoveryPosse I'm a day late as usual but I just hit 10 years yesterday and thought y'all should know that if an idiot like me can do it, so can you.

submitted 84 days ago • 10 comments

Pretty ballsy for IHoP to air commercials here, in Waffle House country.

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In the middle of all this anger and negativity on social media, I'd just like to let y'all know that I still have my 5 star Uber passenger rating.

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

Here's a reminder that my congressperson Nancy Mace was a DEI admission as the first woman to graduate from The Citadel.

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If you’re in line to climb a grease pole, stay in line

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I'm happy as a clam that the #Eagles are going to the Super Bowl but can I get the cherry on top Brandon Graham healthy for the game? #GoBirds

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Found the Mach .5

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APPARENTLY my celebrity “get out of jail free card” can’t be the local weather girl just because she’s not famous enough and also lives in our neighborhood

submitted 109 days ago • 4 comments

This is the worst Waffle House ever

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Broke down and brought our outside feral cat in because of the cold. The inside cats are NOT taking this well. Picture added for the #cattax

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It's princess day at my local minor league hockey game so I guess @emmascott.us is probably here too.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

I took an almost 2 week break from social media and I feel great! I learned that I have a wife, her name is Jenn and she has a list of things to work on around the house...

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Haven't smelled it in almost 10 years though... 🤣

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The war on Christmas was fought and won already.

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I can't believe I have to go to separate huts for pizza and sunglasses.

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It's funny how my tastes change as I get older. I used to hate brussel sprouts but now I hate people.

submitted 134 days ago • 1 comment

Got icing on my face from Christmas baking. Call that bu-cookie

submitted 136 days ago • 3 comments

Santa Claus uses foreign elves to make his toys! It's time to bring those jobs back to America. Huge tariffs coming for the North Pole!

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Your secrets are safe with me, I probably wasn't even listening.

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The secret to youth is to convert your age into Celsius.

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Let's argue

submitted 139 days ago • 1 comment

So do cast iron pans go on the top or bottom shelf of the dishwasher?

submitted 140 days ago • 1 comment

Y'all have posts with hundreds of likes. I have hundreds of posts with ones of likes.

submitted 140 days ago • 3 comments

It took me a long time to escape that and I do what it takes to steer clear of that path. #odaat

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Looks like Bryce Young has had a case of the McNabbs

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The Eagles sure do play down to their competition every week and it's maddening.

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And a happy Go Birds to youse guys

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I liked your stupid post. You owe me.

submitted 144 days ago • 5 comments

It's an inside job!

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Shootings will continue until morale improves

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I'm a little early, but I think I found my Halloween costume...

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I don't go camping but I have fallen asleep without the TV on so I get it.

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

Pick a movie, keep one actor, the rest are muppets: Jaws Richard Dreyfuss

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

one of my life hacks for avoiding assassination is not enriching myself through the ruination and enfeeblement of millions of people. So far so good!

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You mean today? The day of my Spotify Unwrapped?

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Approach a woman in a bar and whisper ˝Hey, wanna get out of here?˝ If she says yes, you can sit where she was.

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Remember how good everything was when Harrison Ford was president? Those were good times.

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It’s a bit nipply out there. Get yourself an xtra lg ice coffee. Put on some REO Speedwagon. Run over a few trash barrels whatever it takes

submitted 148 days ago • 11 comments

Seriously, I am only one crossbow away from accidentally killing someone with a crossbow.

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This hit me right in the feels

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The Dejean jersey has been ordered

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That's my MVP

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Go Birds! Pass it on.

submitted 150 days ago • 2 comments