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haschel.bsky.social
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Just don't call the Deepwater Horizon oil spill washed up, they're still paying for it today!

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I just learned how to pronounce "Wilkes-Barre". What the *fuck*?

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The bar down the street from my house no longer charges $28.99 for the steak dinner; they now have it listed on the menu as being "market price". It happened on the first day of the Trump administration so he owns it.

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I need all of you to acknowledge how proud you are of me for NOT getting pedantic about the rules of Uno with my students this morning. This is doubly so for family members who remember the Rugrats Uno Incident of 1999.

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About to move a whole bunch of pairs of suspenders back to the active roster.

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My daughter got a book on how to do origami with a dollar bill for Christmas. Naturally I sprung into action to show how a $20 bill can be folded to show 9/11, with the flaming twin towers on one side and the Pentagon on the other. The family is not impressed.

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I thought Tommy DeVito was due!

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@iresimpsonsfans.bsky.social I'm not Irish but I have been listening to these guys a lot this week.

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It's been a long time since Cake has released an album, which means most of us probably haven't heard a vibraslap in over a decade. Somebody needs to fix this.

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