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So you’re telling me that eight years after Ned Stark kills Arthur Dayne, and eight years after heartbroken Ashara throws herself out a window cuz Ned is betrothed to Catelyn…. Eight years after that the Lord of Starfall names his son and heir Ned? No. No way. I don’t buy it for a second dude.

Stannis Baratheon doomscrolling and nodding once with grim satisfaction when he sees this interaction

We all should strive for this energy. #inspirational #lemoncakes

Is this the equivalent of Tywin storming out on Mad King Aerys?

I can’t wait to read the Alayne chapters in Winds of Winter. Do you think they’ll become Sansa chapters in Winds?

i'm back on my asoiaf theory bullshit

In honor of This Year being Winds Year, here are some GoT spinoffs that I think @hbo should get into production. - Aegon’s Conquest but *from the perspective of the houses getting conquered.* Dragons are basically only seen as WMDs winning battles. Minimal weird incest.

THIS IS STILL TRUE

We should talk more about The Brotherhood Without Banners’ descent from happy go lucky revolutionaries to vigilante revenge murder hobos.

Do we think Nymeria’s Great Pack has a role to play in ASOIAF? Are they going to maul a Lannister army or eat all the Freys ir something?

I was up all night tossing and turning thinking about what might have happened if Robb had communicated just a little better, and Edmure had not fought the Lannisters at Stone Mill.

Andor just has the perfect concept, “what if we wrote three women to be the most compelling Star Wars characters ever, from revolutionary to liberal to fascist, and at the center of that story put the World’s Hottest Man”

They’re probably delaying the Dunk show to correspond with a WINDS OF WINTER release, right?

GODS I WAS STRONG

When you read Clash the first time, did you connect the dots of Ramsay sacking Winterfell, Roose sending troops to Duskendale, both leading to the Red Wedding 500 pages later? (I certainly did not) (I’m clearly here to help with tinfoil hijinks and general vibes, not actual ASOIAF comprehension)

OH BABY WE ARE SO FREAKIN BACK

WE ARE SO BACK

House of the Undying… “Not all the doors were closed. I will not look, Dany told herself, but the temptation was too strong. In one room, a beautiful woman sprawled naked on the floor while four little men crawled over her.”

Riverrun is always so much further west than I expect