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Horror writer | Co-Chair HWA Seattle | Straight edge | Black metal and horror enjoyer
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The Incredibles should be in Marvel Rivals and I refuse to elaborate

Stacy's mom's medicare is gone

Opps own mother calling me to stop picking on her son and I’m not kidding

Opps close their eyes and see “CANNOT REST WITH ENEMIES NEAR BY”. My opps will never know peace so long as I walk the earth. They will come to my funeral just to make sure I’m really dead.

Got the opps on universal threat level high alert

Comparing generative AI to when photoshop came out drives me up the fucking wall. Going from analog to digital is nowhere near the same as going from real to fake.

We should not glorify the actions of Luigi Mangilone or turn him into some modern folk hero…yet. We need to actively gaslight the American public into thinking the FBI arrested the wrong man so Luigi gets found Not Guilty.

Opps portraying me as a wojack so I go absolutely EVERYWHERE with a Glock

Damn even book nerds are cheating now. You really can’t trust anyone in these streets

In a world that wants us to have nothing swag is the only way to rebel

Hotpot with the hubby and he surprised me with some new kicks

Happy Valentine’s Day to my air fryer you genuinely improved my life in so many ways I love you forever

After 4:00pm I turn evil

My crush has a bf so it’s back to powerlifting for me

In this day and age swag is an act of rebellion

Call me Aldritch the way I eat my opps

Anyone calling Twitter "X" is a fed

C.R.E.A.M.

Hahahahahahah Sony has abandoned us

Doom Dark Ages comes out on my birthday. Elden Ring Fortnight Edition comes out two weeks later. I will not be doing shit for the month of May.

Saw Sabrina Carpenter with black hair. I can't explain it but my entire life is ruined forever.

No....It was evil burger....

Fuck this dumb app and fuck all social media in general. I’m going back to writing all my thoughts on bathroom stalls the way God and Jesus intended!!!

If Taylor swift was my gf I would simply be good at football

Don't follow me if you use AI. You're not a writer and you never will be.

🎶 I can’t put down the book, I can’t put down the book 🎶

hatsune miku should do the half time show next year because the reaction from normie boomers would be hysterical

This really is the year of the hater

For the first time in my life I felt like I *had* to see a half time show.

Need help identifying what sneaker Steevie K was rocking for this cover

A collection of my Bloodborne fanart over the years.

Why do we glorify “diss tracks”? Why not write a song about being nice to someone

our country is being driven to the ground by 17 year olds groomed by elon musk with linkedin handles like "bigballs" and "sincere genocide enjoyer" and the democrats response is to stand around and talk about how the tariffs are going to make the super bowl more expensive

Cuuuuuuuurse you baaaaaaaayle

These are the two wolves inside me and they’re eating me alive

We need to ban the sale of podcast mics for at least a year and a half. Enough.

Every time I play Bloodborne I go, “that’s the freakiest thing I’ve ever seen” out loud multiple times