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We need to tell the RFK Jr. wellness freaks about the advantages of raw sewage over pasteurized sewage.

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There was a good year where I thought Andrew Tate was a Sacha Baron Cohen character.

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TO: [email protected] SUBJECT: What I did last week. BODY: Finished up reports on park attendance figures. Ordered more condor poop remover. Your mom.

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Fucks up your Teams status 10,000 faster than present day computers.

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This explains why old Markwayne's kids aren't allowed in the storm shelter.

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You mean the company that makes all the rocket explosion porn?

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I've been saying sack lunch since that Seinfeld episode aired around 30 years ago.

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Sick of high egg prices? Then grab a basket and follow me down to Turtle Beach!

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Let's see what happens when we give a few people enough money where they can never believe anyone truly loves them.

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Government by broccoli hair.

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Luka to the Lakers the same week Silver floats the idea of shorter games? I missed conspiracy theories that don't result in the end of the country.

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The only good billionaire is one floating face down in an infinity pool filled with caviar.

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Are there any organized protests this weekend? Musk is stripping the wiring of the country and selling it for scrap.

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Don't worry folks, the Fort Knox gold isn't going anywhere. Musk is going to try and steal it using Cybertrucks.

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RIP The bottle of Bombay Sapphire Pete Hegseth hid behind the dryer.

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You know they're going to blame DEI for this because it was a Blackhawk helicopter.

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He has "Collide = No" written in sharpie on his palm.

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Fuck bitches, get money.

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Imagining these weirdos excusing their actions by telling the cops he was "trying to stick his pee-pee on her naughty cave!"

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A cool motive would be avenging the death of loved one from a denied claim but it'll probably be a conspiracy about United Healthcare forcibly transitioning teens between algebra and biology class.

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The snitch is going to be billed for his stitches because he failed to fill out a prior authorization form.

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Don't listen to him, that's the booze talking.

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A cool motive would be avenging the death of loved one from a denied claim but it'll probably be a conspiracy about United Healthcare forcibly transitioning teens between algebra and biology class.

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When I moved over my blocked word list from twitter I couldn't figure out why I had "wrapped" on it until today.

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NYPD Spokesperson: "Let me assure you we will solve the murder of UnitedHealth CEO Brian Thompson. We're currently narrowing down the list of suspects to the top 10,000,000."

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This Thanksgiving I'm thankful my MAGA relatives were anti-vax so I don't have to listen to their shit today.

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When I go to the grocery store I feel like I'm being robbed and now Trump wants to add 25% to the price of fentanyl.

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Didn't expect Gaetz to pull out.

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Excited to experience diseases I only know of from Oregon Trail.

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Doctor: "I'm sorry to tell you this but you have cancer." Dave Coulier, who has a famous catch phrase that would be hilarious right now: "Ah fuck."

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Excited to experience diseases I only know of from Oregon Trail.

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I'd love to read an interview with Trump/Hawley/Pro-Abortion Rights/Minimum Wage Hike voters in Missouri and see if they're getable or think all Democrats are vampiric space lizards from the planet Zortron.

We need to tell the RFK Jr. wellness freaks about the advantages of raw sewage over pasteurized sewage.

There was a good year where I thought Andrew Tate was a Sacha Baron Cohen character.

TO: [email protected] SUBJECT: What I did last week. BODY: Finished up reports on park attendance figures. Ordered more condor poop remover. Your mom.

Fucks up your Teams status 10,000 faster than present day computers.

This explains why old Markwayne's kids aren't allowed in the storm shelter.

You mean the company that makes all the rocket explosion porn?

I've been saying sack lunch since that Seinfeld episode aired around 30 years ago.

Sick of high egg prices? Then grab a basket and follow me down to Turtle Beach!

Let's see what happens when we give a few people enough money where they can never believe anyone truly loves them.

Government by broccoli hair.

Luka to the Lakers the same week Silver floats the idea of shorter games? I missed conspiracy theories that don't result in the end of the country.

The only good billionaire is one floating face down in an infinity pool filled with caviar.

Are there any organized protests this weekend? Musk is stripping the wiring of the country and selling it for scrap.

Don't worry folks, the Fort Knox gold isn't going anywhere. Musk is going to try and steal it using Cybertrucks.

RIP The bottle of Bombay Sapphire Pete Hegseth hid behind the dryer.

You know they're going to blame DEI for this because it was a Blackhawk helicopter.

He has "Collide = No" written in sharpie on his palm.

Fuck bitches, get money.

Imagining these weirdos excusing their actions by telling the cops he was "trying to stick his pee-pee on her naughty cave!"

A cool motive would be avenging the death of loved one from a denied claim but it'll probably be a conspiracy about United Healthcare forcibly transitioning teens between algebra and biology class.

The snitch is going to be billed for his stitches because he failed to fill out a prior authorization form.

Don't listen to him, that's the booze talking.

A cool motive would be avenging the death of loved one from a denied claim but it'll probably be a conspiracy about United Healthcare forcibly transitioning teens between algebra and biology class.

When I moved over my blocked word list from twitter I couldn't figure out why I had "wrapped" on it until today.

NYPD Spokesperson: "Let me assure you we will solve the murder of UnitedHealth CEO Brian Thompson. We're currently narrowing down the list of suspects to the top 10,000,000."

This Thanksgiving I'm thankful my MAGA relatives were anti-vax so I don't have to listen to their shit today.

When I go to the grocery store I feel like I'm being robbed and now Trump wants to add 25% to the price of fentanyl.

Didn't expect Gaetz to pull out.

Excited to experience diseases I only know of from Oregon Trail.

Doctor: "I'm sorry to tell you this but you have cancer." Dave Coulier, who has a famous catch phrase that would be hilarious right now: "Ah fuck."

Excited to experience diseases I only know of from Oregon Trail.

I'd love to read an interview with Trump/Hawley/Pro-Abortion Rights/Minimum Wage Hike voters in Missouri and see if they're getable or think all Democrats are vampiric space lizards from the planet Zortron.

Dems shouldn't have raised the prices of Hot Pockets by 27 cents.

Charles got lucky that Camilla noticed the extra resistance while pegging him.