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shuuen no shiori made me gay. I don't like social media and I don't know if I'll really check this app but it is human nature to reach toward familiar voices. Voted most likely.
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HELLO FRIENDS it is the next round of the toxic yuri tournament and I must once again ask you to vote for DB www.tumblr.com/problematic-... #shuuenpro

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i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

submitted 18 days ago • 368 comments

PLEASE VOTE FOR DB!!!!!!! if you're already Utenapilled, under the poll is 1200 words of me explaining why I believe DB deserves to win anyway. i'm begging youuu feferipeixes.tumblr.com/post/7755570...

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Take your balls to work day

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I should see if I could do programming for someone else's game. I think I'm good at coding game engines and stuff, but I get so stuck on the design element of making a video game by myself. But there's so many indie games out there where the designer and the developer are two people.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

this is like one of those renaissance paintings

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Here's my 13k word essay about the history of updates to The Witness and how they've affected speedrunning! www.fourisland.com/blog/the-wit...

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Whoever writes my biography is gonna have to draw the following comic: Panel 1. Me from like 2015 is sitting in front of a computer. I'm saying "Oh boy, I'm reading a manga! Finally my weeb friends will respect me!" Panel 2. The camera turns and you can see I'm reading "The Engima of Amigara Fault"

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

YASSSS GAGAAAAA

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🚨 A billboard has been spotted announcing Lady Gaga’s new album ‘Mayhem’ will release March 7th.

submitted 37 days ago • 47 comments

I never feel as powerful as I do when I'm using Markdown footnotes

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

One of the biggest turn offs in media for me is the trope when a naive character inadvertently sexually harasses someone, like they do all this stuff that's obvious to us is sexual harassment but they don't realise what they're doing. I hate it. I'll often just stop watching the show.

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

What if they made penile fascinators

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Get ready for a 10k word blog post from me in a couple of days...

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Penis blast Tuesday

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

naughty blåhajes go in the samla

submitted 46 days ago • 30 comments

Negative space #stevenuniverse

submitted 48 days ago • 2 comments

The millennial experience is growing up with the internet, and watching it go from a free, open, democratic, and eclectic ecosystem to a wasteland of five websites controlled by billionaires, and now seeing it quickly fill up with AI-generated slop. I want our World Wide Web back.

submitted 48 days ago • 103 comments

old shuuen no shiori coloring 🥀

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

"New year new me" I say for the sixteenth day in a row

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

I'm enjoying Mario & Luigi Brothership so far! Mechanically, it feels like a return to form for the series, and it seems like there's a lot of content. My main problems with it are that there's a lot of slow cutscenes, and the loading times are slow.

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

Superhot is a cool game but it's too scary, I keep getting killed

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

I wrote a blog post explaining a patched out speedrunning trick in The Witness called Force Bridge Skip www.fourisland.com/blog/force-b...

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

got me and my wifes anniverseary mixed up with 9/11 again. in my defense the numbers are kind o f close together. "Im sorry Toots"

submitted 53 days ago • 132 comments

literally any time I see a red moon in a piece of media I'm like あの夜と同じ月の色だね！！ #shuuenpro

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

There's a #shuuenpro feed now so I gotta link to the little DB fic I wrote archiveofourown.org/works/60467110

submitted 54 days ago • 2 comments

Took me a few days but here's a review of the music I listened to last year! www.fourisland.com/blog/2024-in...

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

|still trapped inside your own walls|

submitted 79 days ago • 128 comments

Men , this is the year your dick size is gonna increase like crazy. Im talking 3x gains. Im talking wide ass puds the size of trash can lids

submitted 59 days ago • 82 comments

I have a database of quotes from me and my friends, and here's a little review of the best ones from the last year! www.fourisland.com/blog/2024-in...

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

we got these two posts today within hours of each other. this site rocks

submitted 61 days ago • 37 comments

i got a shirt that says "Warning: Objects in mirror may be more Sarcastic than they appear" so i can ball it up & nut in it about 4000 times

submitted 61 days ago • 37 comments

Oh it's the northern hemisphere horse birthday! Happy birthday horses!

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Time for jokey predictions for 2025! I kind of got carried away with this one lol. www.fourisland.com/blog/random-...

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Bringing light into the new year! Happy 2025, all.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Happy New Years! in case anyone wants to know how 1) cool and 2) coordinated I am, I'm completely sober and am at home and yet have managed to hit my head while dancing with my mom to Mr Brightside

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

Hi I watched all three Netflix Princess Switch movies starring Vanessa Hudgens, AMA

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Pop Base’s Best Songs of 2024 1. Good Luck, Babe! - Chappell Roan

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orchiectomy elves

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yeah #mother3

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Not sure if I'm the first to say this, but multithreading sucks

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments