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Humidity is because God wanted me to experience hell a little early

submitted 160 days ago • 1 comment

Guys while you were trying to get that hawk tuah JESUS was trying to talk TO YA Listen up ☝️

submitted 159 days ago • 1 comment

Gonna dress up as a failed musician who chains smokes and drinks for Halloween, think that will fulfill the deep void inside of me.

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

I keep a fallen from grace tax account chained underneath my bed. He whispers unholy things to me in my sleep but I have saved around 20 more dollars this year.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

God is persecuting me personally merely because i decided to have 45 beers on an empty stomach

submitted 111 days ago • 3 comments

Things I miss from Gaming when I was a kid 🎮 Reading the game manual on the way home over and over 🎮 Playing the most random obscure game cos it was all you could get 🎮 the smell of a new game when you opened the case 🎮 4 Player Splitscreen at a friend's house Good Times 😩

submitted 110 days ago • 1091 comments

submitted 110 days ago • 109 comments

If you came from the old place and want to reconnect with your Dem friends, we're going to help you get started. Hit the like button, reply with #NoDemUnder1K, and most importantly, REPOST, then follow each other back. The EASIEST way to follow is clicking "reposts" and going down the list.

submitted 111 days ago • 2150 comments

lol if I mention Bluesky on Twitter, the post gets throttled.

submitted 112 days ago • 1939 comments

The most important thing in writing is to finish. A finished thing can be fixed. A finished thing can be published. A finished thing can be made into a movie. An unfinished thing is just a dream. And dreams fade if you don't hold on tight enough. So finish the thing.

submitted 112 days ago • 655 comments

he can’t find his favorite cookies

submitted 112 days ago • 18 comments

The thing that really differentiates Bluesky is that it doesn’t feel like it was designed by a bunch of people who will lose their jobs if I spend a little less time on Bluesky.

submitted 112 days ago • 211 comments

“who watches the watchmen?” lmao what a dumb question. more watchmen, of course. easy. next question

submitted 159 days ago • 18 comments

The few games (none of which were new) showed during the ps5 pro announcement really hammers home the subtlety of graphical upgrades going forward as well as the incredibly low number of companies that still have the staff to make games that take advantage of these upgrades.

submitted 176 days ago • 10 comments