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currently the most boomer thing about me is that I somehow keep accidentally creating stickers of pictures of myself and chat for a gay man who traffics in smut, the results are kinda hilarious

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gorgeous

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Art.

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reviewing correspondence from last evening

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being a football gay on draft night is wonderful because yes I’m texting a friend about oh, mary while simultaneously texting another friend shit about how the ny giants are absolutely gonna squander abdul carter within 3 years. It’s called DEXTERITY hunny. Look it up.

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me if they ever outlaw gassing up gays and theys in the DMs

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just ended a work call by saying “alright dude, talk soon” brb gonna go jump off the frederick douglass

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new Holy Bible just dropped

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baby I’m BARKING. denali SUPREMACY.

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if y’all won’t, i will. 🙂‍↔️

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never *not* a vibe

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gonna be up to four (4) popes now.

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need jd to meet with bibi and putin next

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if you’re in line to make a ‘he is risen’ joke about a gay man’s erection, STAY IN LINE!

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the holy trinity

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COLE ESCOLA WHATEVER THEY WANT

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finally.

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I just know hearing this version of paparazzi live will heal me.

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chat is it odd to feel divorced even when you’ve never been married?

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excluding pelosi and schakowsky because of some vague standard of ‘effectiveness’ was the biggest tell. mama it’s giving grift.

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This morning, I logged on to Twitter and saw the charred remnants of Palestinian kids. They'd been burned alive by Israeli weapons. Every day, the most obscene crimes imaginable being committed, facilitated by Western politicians and media outlets. The reckoning will be brutal

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feeling very smug as a vers music listener today (dual Apple Music/spotify user)

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never *not* thinking about this moment

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stefani needs an ass whooping for not putting 'kill for love' on streaming platforms... RELEASE THE GOODS STEFANI

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Gayle was PRESSED

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the gay meet a new person at the bar on friday to close friends on instagram by sunday pipeline should be studied

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monday yet again.

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a great way to avoid being photographed in Trump’s Oval Office is to…simply not be in Trump’s Oval Office.

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Finally watched the first two new episodes of Hacks and I fear they’re going for the jugular this season.

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Definitely just let someone’s hookup ride the elevator up with me. Told him to have fun as I exited and he said ‘lol thanks’

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trying be very normal + very cool about the fucking amazing gagachella footage but chat, I fear the challenge is far too great.

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Suzan Elizabeth Toot the fact that you weren’t giving this very specific energy all season…

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Sam Star is the drag race color commentator we need

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Bearded Buttigieg checking lots of boxes for me, I fear 🙂‍↔️

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Someone on Twitter is charging for ACCESS to his onlyfans link and frankly I’d be fine if he lost some of his constitutional rights

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