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Age Verified 43 year old Canadian Findom DON'T call me Mommy. I am Mistress, Miss, or Goddess. Online Pro Domme offering content and sessions https://linktr.ee/haughtymsheidi
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Scrolling findom πŸ¦‹, hoping it'll get your 🍀 hard enough to fuck your wife? I'll save her the trouble of faking an O and fuck your wallet until you get off instead. You know she's getting properly railed by a real man while you're at work anyway, you ugly cuck loser. #findom #cuck #shrimptax #drain

I've always been more of a cat person, but even I can appreciate a very good puppy. #findom #femdom #humiliatrix #sph #kink #petplay

Canadian Dommes, if Melania's sub gets his way and tariffs start on 1 Feb, are we going to start making our American finsubs pay 25% more? #findom #finsub #paypig #fucktrump

It never fails to amuse me just how easy it is to manipulate men. Show them the tiniest bit of... "attention" and their wallets fall open. Silly, pathetic, horny little bitches. #Findom #Domme #BBW #finsub #beta

I recently read that the average erect πŸ† size has increased over the last 29 years, from 12 cm (4.8") to 15 cm (6") Let's measure yours and you can pay me $10 for each cm below average you are. #Findom #femdom #finsub #paypig #SPH #ShrimpTax

Some people see Findom as a $ grab and don't get that it's a kink. BDSM is all about power exchange. Controlling finances is not unlike controlling orgasms. Financially restraining a sub and physically restraining them are similar too. It's all just a big mindfuck at its core. #findom #bdsm #domme

Canadian finsluts: Carbon tax rebates dropped today. Imagine how hard it would make you to send it all to me. You know I deserve your cash more than you do...

My hypothesis is that the best way to beat those Monday blahs is by finally sending tribute to a Domme you've been lurking over. If you'd like to participate in my study, send $40 and report back to me about how much better you feel. #findom #finsub #science

Waking up to a big fat send is such a good way to start the day. I love the smell of financial ruin in the morning.

Until yesterday my X feed was 99% Findom. Like and rt a few posts about the pm resigning and suddenly it's 70% politics, just like all of my vanilla socials. So, since I can't escape my true nature, fuck Polievre, fuck Trump, and if you support them, fuck you. #SorryNotSorry #politics

I want to buy new boots for an event that I'm going to in a few weeks. Send $120 and imagine what they'd look like on my feet, stepping on your balls and/or face. #Findom #finsub #paypig #fetish #trampling #bdsm

This morning a pretty young sub offered to fly a friend and I down to the warm state he's from and put us up in a hotel. I wonder what his wife would say if a couple of cougars showed up at his door and asked if he could come out to play. #Findom #finsub #paypig #cougar #milf #humanatm

Sundays are for tithing. Send me 10% of your income and show me how much you want to worship me.

Send if the thought of worshipping my feet makes your tiny little dicklette move #findom #finsub #paypig #cashslave #feet

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Awwww, it looks like you. Send if you're smaller than this cocktail weenie #findom #finsub #sph #paypig #humiliation

Oops, I accidentally corrupted my friends. They're both in the process of setting up their findom twitter and Throne accounts. This could get interesting. πŸ˜‚ I'm such a bad influence.

I just found out it's supposed to get down to -40Β° tonight. I expect some hot sends to keep me warm. #Findom #Femdom #finsub #paypig #whalesub #silentsend #FreezingMyFuckingAssOff

You COULD pay a trainer at the gym to help you get your pathetic ass in shape... OR you could pay me to send you workout videos from YouTube and laugh at you as you do them. Seems like an obvious decision. #Humiliatrix #findom #femdom #sissy #finsub #paypig #humanwallet #NewYearsResolution

Instead of kissing your partner at the stroke of midnight, hide in the bathroom and hit "send" on a generous gift for your Domme. Start the new year off on the right foot. Sad virgin with no girlfriend? Send and you won't feel so alone. #Findom #goddess #finsub #paypig #humanatm #whalesub

Tonight a 30 year old told me not to give up; I could still get a husband if only I would do some squats & pushups. Because old people like me tend to just sit around. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Bitch, why the fuck would I ever want a husband? Men are just not worth the trouble. πŸ™„πŸ˜‚ #GetFucked #FemaleSupremacy #findom

I'm trapped in that weird limbo between Christmas and New Year's where I've been surviving on leftover holiday party food, and I may not know what day of the week it is but I'm pretty sure I've officially eaten too much fancy cheese. #findom #femdom #bbw #finsub #paypig

Christmas may be over, but don't let anyone tell you that you can't still add a big glug of Bailey's to your coffee.

When you're in the mood to crush some nuts, but it's the holidays and you're feeling ✨festive✨ #Findom #Femdom #finsub #CBT #bdsm

Getting pedicures with my sister today. What colour should I have my toes painted?

Oh look, it's the final full moon of 2024 #findom #goddess #bbw #BigAss #socks

Pretending to be someone and stealing their content is beyond embarrassing. πŸ™„πŸ˜‚ What do we think, Moots, insecure baby Domme or just a flat-out scammer? The account they stole from, MissLith_domina, has more than 40k followers on X. She's never going to be asking me for advice. πŸ˜‚

A helpful li'l tip for you #finsub, #paypig, & #moneyslave fellas feeling financially strained this holiday season: send to a Canadian #Domme and let the exchange rate work for you. $100 CAD is only about $70 USD or Β£55. Or, stop being a bitch and send everything. Wreck your life. πŸ₯΅ #findom #bbw

Santa may have been naughty, but you've been a good boy, right? #findom #dominatrix #femdom #bbw #finsub #uglychristmassweater

A very good sub has already paid for my upcoming pedicure appointment, but I want my little sister's paid for too. Think of how good you'll feel knowing you've pleased two women at once, even if it is just with your wallet. #Findom #finsub #paypig #humanatm #feet #footslave #footfetish #pedicure

Literally the only interesting thing about you is your wallet. How sad. The best you can do is try to make up for your lack of personality with your paycheque. #findom #finsub #paypig #humanatm #moneyslave #cashcow

While you're dragging your sorry ass out of bed this morning and heading off to your boring job where you're not respected, does it make you hard knowing you're doing it so you can send your paycheque to me? Don't worry, no one will notice. 🍀 #Findom #finsub #SPH #paypig

I've said it before, and I'll say it again -- Humiliation is so good for a man's soul. You're not much of a man, so you'd better send generously to make up for your... shortcomings. #findom #finsub #sph #shrimptax

My younger sis & I are getting pedicures later this month, and while she was drunk tonight I convinced her to let me post her soles if you foot slaves pay. She just sent me a sneak peek for you pervs so stop gooning and get to sending! #Findom #finsub #paypig #bdsm #kink #footfetish #feet #toes