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Taunting the Floor Brigade troops with fresh pillows and blankets

los angeles california 1940

Google and Meta search both report that Cape Breton Island has its own time zone 12 minutes ahead of mainland Nova Scotia time because they are both drawing that information from a Beaverton article I wrote in 2024

It's always the dumbest and most powerful people who have a personal vendetta against vaccines who can financially afford to seek healthcare if ill.

Listen folks I got 8lbs of frozen chicken nuggets and an air fryer I'm sorry but you're on your own

i love horror games but i'm bad at them bc i'm a scaredy cat AND a hater so like. i'm not doing any of that shit. i'm not walking around here with no lights on. i'm not going in there. i know there's a ghost over there, you can't make me look at that

I don't know, I just wanna talk about games and stuff that interests me without having people spam my mentions with images of real-life death, gore/shock images, porn, instructions on how to self-harm etc on a daily basis, and having to spend time hiding/reporting/blocking so my followers didn't see

if you are upset at Mexican flags in California, you are too soft to be online

Gamers: don't listen to the people trying to tell you that $80 isn't too much for a video game. It is too much. And they're doing it on purpose because they don't respect you or the gamer community. They're all laughing at you, and the only way to fight back is to "level up" by embracing communism

How to eat a burrito in five voluptuous steps

"Don't give a narrative to this asshole who will just make up whatever narrative he likes as it suits" is as bad advice for protesters as it is for domestic abuse victims. You can't one-weird-trick dangerous liars into behaving honestly.

feeling exploited by corporations asking for 80 dollars for the game about how corporations exploit everybody

Unlike tariffs, you’re not seeing a lot of “This isn’t what I voted for” about what’s happening in Los Angeles.

She's a 10, but she does the Down With the Sickness "OOHWAHAHAHAH" when she cums.

morrowind: you are level 1 me: ok morrowind: i am giving you the ability to shoot fire from your hands me: oh rad morrowind: it will fail about 75% of the time me: morrowind: also i hate you

Robert Morello, “Stargazer” for Heavy Metal, 1979

right-wing dude bro trying to justify his hatred

Don't be part of the problem Be the whole problem

It's possible that Grammarly has lost it's damn freaking mind. #writing #writingcommunity #booksky

Bugsy Siegel / Sudsy Beagle

has kendall jenner tried giving ICE a pepsi yet

was the ghost from the ghostbusters logo the ghost of fiorello la guardia

A reminder for folks everywhere to listen to your friend Misty Quigley

Link holding a big butt I'm very mature

shouting "FENTANYL" while performing a hadōken at a cop

I call on beloved LA band The Red Hot Chili Peppers to defuse tensions with a public performance of their song ‘Sir Psycho Sexy’

Since hers is the only stage actually set on a street, we have to assume that Chun Li is the main character and titular "street fighter" of Street Fighter II

My hotel room number tonight is 404. Had to resist going back down to reception and saying i couldn't find it.

"We are sad that the journalist didn't dodge the projectile that chose to go towards her" said her employer. Read more: chaser.com.au/general-news...

I’m taking over as the menswear guy. Men should rotate through the same four band t-shirts for 35 years. Replace the shirts with identical shirts if the holes in them get big or you get too fat for them

Seen in Little Tokyo.

“Oh, I’m afraid the deflector shields will be quite operational when your friends arrive.”