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Share this image to be sued by Rockstar and Nintendo at the same time.

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Art requires an artist.

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street furniture update: it has run out of battery and is now only capable of making fart noises

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Well well well, if it isn’t the blowjob brothers #transformers #toyphotography

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'Why are high fertility people always so weird?' A weekend with the pronatalists

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AI Slop Merchants, the purple guy is you

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you'll never be rid of him

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We live in a time of miracles and monsters, but occasionally one encounters a combination of both. (I bought them but I’m saving them for later)

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Ah, time..

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If you don’t allow your kids to have internet access until they’re like 16 and then just give them a phone they’re likely going to get scammed and abused immediately. This already happens. Kids need to be actively taught digital *literacy* from a young age, that’s the problem

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New keychain alert

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“Art of the deal!” I say while ordering delivery after intentionally burning dinner.

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Spice is intrigued by the catnip chicken.

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Everything that's happening is happening because they have weird freak dicks isn't it

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one of my favorite things of all time is how the guy on the right is named frank beard

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My translation of a viral Japanese meme summarizing decades of U.S. complaints about Japan not buying enough American cars (while not making the kind of cars Japanese consumers actually want):

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how to get into smuggling how to smuggle goods what goods are easily smuggled where to smuggle goods from overseas suppliers of goods how to speak chinese least secure trading ports best boat for smuggling cheapest boat for smuggling maritime law boat driving basics boat law how to get into piracy

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They said my artisanal hand-carved semiconductor business would never be viable but who’s laughing now?

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When I was a kid I wanted to be a smuggler like Han Solo and now thanks to Republicans that's suddenly a viable career. Who said dreams don't come true?

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as dungeon master i have put a 140 percent tariff on characters with a tortured past who watched their parents die when a certain monster raided their village and now theyre out for revenge

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The Stanford Prison Experiment (1971) asks the question: "What if a professor made a load of stuff up, but everyone believed him because he looked like a magician?"

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Meeting notes

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virtual reality check

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Folks, I just gotta share that last night, on a whim, I stumbled upon a food combo that unlocked some new flavor receptors in my brain, and I need to spread the good news to all of you. Truly a gamechanger, nay, a life-changer

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I love vegetables when they're deep fried and covered by a cheeseburger.

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I am sure that there is a Silicon Valley guy dumping money into something like creating apes with huge knockers. I am also sure that guy is Marc Andreessen.

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what being alive currently feels like

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a lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. now you're right. ok. my bad.

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Google: Thank you for making online content these long years. We’ve enjoyed our partnership in driving you traffic from people in need and earning ad dollars in turn. Slight update to our relationship now though is we fed all your shit into a LLM and repackaged it as ours. Get fucked forever ❤️

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I guess I didn’t do a great job curtailing my opinionated self on the Canvas discussion board this weekend because a classmate made this for me

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people get really excited when a video game trailer has the words FROM SOFTWARE at the beginning of it, why don't more devs just do this??

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you’re telling me a me fried this rice 🎩🦐

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So anyway, I created an updated version of that XdanielArt chart that contains all the Adobe alternatives since there are a lot more now than there were back when that list was originally made, and Adobe has continued to get shittier and shittier.

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