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Lexi Lulu 🖤 she/they 🔪 MDNI model & creator sickly victorian maid horror nerd probably a cryptid https://linktr.ee/the.haunted.housewife
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Was no one going to tell me that Hello Kitty Island Adventure FUCKS?! I’m so hyped on this game y’all.

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*Parenthood rant* Encouraging our technically adult teenager to employ a sleep pattern is a delicate dance. I thought I nailed it when he finally realized he has to be awake for breakfast when I make it or he can make it himself. Yesterday child hadn’t eaten and told his dad “this is what…

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment

Like cold fae the sparkles of winter fell around them. Turning all things around cold, clear and crisp I had a lovely time helping @hauntedhousewife.bsky.social at a fun alternative market at The Creepatorium in Denver this last weekend #gothicstyle #snow #agender #corset

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

quote this with your favorite selfies 🖤 So many bombshells in this thread

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

The vibe I bring to the function 🖤 I had way too much with this trend going around bookstagram and cosplay comrades. I’d love to see y’all’s! #booksky

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submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

How I feel on my period, with an IBS flare, chronic pain flare, running on not enough sleep

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Yesterday’s market was fantastic 🥹 I love my creepy community!

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Coping through music rn

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Thousand yard stare and he didn’t still didn’t see a damn thing

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Found some bimbo trees last night 🤩🤩🤩

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Me: why does my outfit look like I got kicked out of Hogwarts for selling drugs? BF: Because if you went to Hogwarts you would’ve gotten kicked out for selling drugs. Me: No, I would’ve gotten kicked out for selling fake drugs to the rich pure blood kids who don’t know any better. BF: *stare*

submitted 107 days ago • 1 comment

People who make “coke addict” jokes about their Diet Coke habit make me want to complete my villain arc.

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

Denver comrades - come see an erotic art show featuring my blood covered tits 🖤🩸🖤

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

🖤 good morning to the chronically ill cuties only 🖤

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*me flirting* wanna eat sushi and discuss the lifecycle of the blowfly?

submitted 109 days ago • 2 comments

Tis the season for weirdo graphics to advertise #boudoir sessions Thanks @hauntedhousewife.bsky.social for the blood that keeps on giving #photography #nfsw #denver

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

in case anyone cares

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Hello there 👀 personal #promosky Lexi Lulu 🔪 31 🔪 Colorado ~ chronic illness ~ fantasy and horror books ~ Star Wars ~ The Magnus Archives ~ Behemoth ~ Amigo the Devil ~ polyamory ~ homemaking ~ generational paganism ~ LGBTQ ~ BDSM brat ~ BDSM cult survivor ~ sober advocate (6 years clean from ❄️)

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I guess I have to make a new intro thread since I turned 31 🙃

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I’m not sure how many #Denver weirdos I have on here. But if you’re local to the mile high area, come visit my booth at Creepatorium’s Alternative Vendor Market 🖤💚 #smallbusiness #hauntedhousewife

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Finally switched from goodreads to Storygraph 🖤 I’m still feeling it out, but I dig it so far #booksky #storygraph

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Small business owners (especially e-commerce) How’s everybody hanging in with all the social media chaos and stress? (Meta controversy, TikTok ban, etc) I hate how entwined meta has become w/ e-commerce but I also can’t see a way around it atm.

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

Idk who needs to hear this, but your sobriety matters. If the current social & political climate has you second guessing that, I’m here to say it’s okay. It’s okay to be scared. It’s okay to frustrated, angry, unsure of the future. It’s okay to be tempted. If you need a sober bud, I’m here.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

How about a video clip of some of my favorite shots from 2024? Already have big plans for 2025. See the details over on IG www.instagram.com/reel/DEc8fPO... #photography #horrorart #conceptualportraits #portraits #darkart #tarot

submitted 126 days ago • 1 comment

🩸 just girly things 🩸 #booksky

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