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hauntedmommie.bsky.social
chicken legs and a brick house body
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how many times i gotta tell these hoes i been that bitch 🤨

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heart shaped bush

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knuckle tattoos that say FULL / BUSH

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the only thing i’ve felt confident in and completely justified for is my refusal of tablets for the kids. don’t come at us with a fucking ipad and youtube and shit.

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need my foot joints to be cracked

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bout to smoke a blærnt in these hello kitty jammie pants who with me

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"support local businesses <3" idk man some of these local entrepreneurs are pure evil

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it’s a lot of bitches in this town playing Top Victim. go to hell

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my period is going to kill me this time

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i can’t believe i have such an important job now… very wild

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i’m not allowed to say things because i’m in my luteal phase. just know they are mean

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my husband is the scrambled egg King

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pete davidson tattoo removal is funny bc them things were pinterest stickers bitch… that was not indicative of your soul

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bar

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i might actually crash out beyond repair today :)

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emo night at the rail. i’m ready

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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

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i want moon boots so bad but i can’t drop that much money 🥲🥲

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every time i piss someone off, they immediately jump to calling me ugly and bad in bed. why is that where yalls minds are going

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this is the first time i’ve laid in bed because of the migraines in years. someone end me misery

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severe migraine day

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just realized that my desire to be off putting is directly in conflict with my desire to be liked

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smacking my head on a wall over and over and over until i’m done being a stupid bitch

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i think it’s funny that the football man couldn’t propose in the sparkly shirt

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The little guy in the crosswalk light when traffic is stopped:

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todays been kinda ass and i blame the person giving me the evil eye at fortezza this morning

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chat! should i fold that bitch no yoga mat

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WHO TF I FEEL LIKE 🤨 i feel like joker 🤡

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go birds

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so here’s my pitch, what if hats were made from flesh that protruded straight from our heads,

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my tummy HURT

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MY TUMNY HURT :(

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remembering when i quit working at the most evil cafe in town and i played Euphoria in my car full blast for like three months

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who up delivering cigarettes to those in need

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who has the recipe for home brew quaaludes

submitted 23 days ago • 44 comments

i need a cigarette so badly rn

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e learning is a fucking nightmare when you have a toddler that is attached at the soul to your older child, who is just trying to do a zoom meeting for class

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