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Their set at GCF 2023 was bonkers. Lotta folks walked away changed

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Just got an email about becoming a Rockies season ticket holder. Felt like an episode of Punk’d.

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Crip Walking to The National: The Life of Revolutionary by Pete Buttigieg

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This dude is so committed to taking money for nothing that he’ll probably run for office.

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Kinda fucked when Congressional press releases read like just another Beach Boys reunion tour announcement.

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Taking the DOGE approach to my Fantasy Baseball team this year: dropping all my great players and only drafting guys who have no team yet. Then I'm gonna take a reverse mortgage out and use that to bet on my success, and laugh in everyone's face when my wife leaves me.

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I got death threats for writing about heavy metal bands that happened to have women in them. These wealthy politicians need to grow up

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What's annoying is since 1980 conservatives have made steady progress in getting what they want: deregulation, concentration of wealth, weakening unions. This recent psychosis is the result of them winning too much, not too little

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Someone tell this dude that DOGE is actually a DSA sleeper cell so we can get even the slightest amount of action out of him.

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Jack kevorkian and barbara walters goofing around backstage at Studio 54

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Showing support for Ukraine to try and duck the “problematic at best” charges. Bold move.

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“You know, the baseball fans. The ones who email me from Davos.”

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My fellow musician friends! Odd question, and apologies if I fumble a bit with the wording: what is the level of ringing your ears, if any? If so, any mitigation aside from good ear plugs, that you would recommend?

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Elon musk: Planes should be able to crash into each other without exploding. Me with broccoli hair wig: On it.

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BARTENDER: why the long face? M NIGHT SHYAMALAN: I don’t know how to end my movie and this martini is too dry BARTENDER: how about a little twist M NIGHT SHYAMALAN: raises one eyebrow

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Finally someone gets the reporting on this issue correct.

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Kinda fucked to live in a country being led by an AI chatbot that’s pushing ethnic cleansing, instead of telling you to put cork in your French Bread.* *his FDA nominee will likely tell you it’s okay to put cork in your French Bread

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Profiles In Courage

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Man, had to block Schumer’s account. Seeing his shit getting reposted in my TL was bad for my mental health. Like watching a freak continuously put his dick into a power socket.

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Hope he’s able to get his Senator on the line.

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When is Nico Harrison’s DOE confirmation hearing?

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If you're going to fuck my wife, at least have the courtesy to take her out to dinner first

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The Expos were ripped off by MLB and should have won the World Series in ‘94. Also, Shadowy Men On A Shadowy Planet never released a bad record.

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BREAKING: 10,000 grocery store workers will launch a massive strike Thursday. King Soopers’ workers, unionized with the UFCW, will shut down 77 store locations in the first big strike of Trump’s second term.

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Finished Tinker, Tailor…. the other night. Hard to tell that it was even a spy novel at times with the prose being so poetic. Kind of beautiful stuff.

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Ken Burns’ End Of The American Empire Chapter 3: Big Balls

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The men carrying out Musk's coup are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran. Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

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our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963

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Is Trading Generational Talent For Broken Peanuts Good? What Dems Can Learn From The Luka Doncic Trade. By David Brooks

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Ah fuck we’re going to be calling Canadian Bacon “Liberty Ham” or some shit aren’t we

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Gonna investigate this fire as it burns down my house. Smart.

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Woke up still pondering About Dry Grasses, which I watched last night. Kind of an oddball comparison since one is a movie and one is an album, but the whole experience reminded me of listening to Aphex Twin’s SAW II for the first time. Gonna be thinking on it for a while.

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