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I can’t believe it’s pizza Friday again already

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It's just too easy to make yourself insane with the computer

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Crazy how no amount of coping mechanisms can ever be enough to alter reality itself :(

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I love being the annoying loser who always needs a ride home from work and forgets to mention it until the end of the shift

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After I install this bitch right here, my house couldn’t possibly be more swagged tf out

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Nice day off so far… cold brew, took the cats outside, had some rice and egg, took a little nap before my dentist appt where I got deadnamed but otherwise received the most pleasant cleaning I’ve ever had, now I’m bout to make myself a nice gin and tonic before heading to my friends’ graduation

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Sometimes I just gotta say Fack me loyf

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Me and my coworker stocking the pickle shelves: gherkin hard or hardly gherkin?

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My boss and I have been bonding over the fact that we both often wake up screaming

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The guy on the right is literally me

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Mornin’ gals

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I love Nathan fielder more than I love my own family

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I’m not really that worried about getting shot in my neighborhood, but sometimes I get distracted by the thought of what if someone else gets shot and busts thru my door needing me to drive them to the hospital when I’m in the middle of jerking off

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Sorry but if ur not financially mentally and emotionally prepared for every potential worst case scenario that could happen, ur an irresponsible fool and a stupid little baby who doesn’t deserve to experience joy

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No I’m not Emotionally Blunt, I’m flattered by the comparison tho, she’s so funny in The Devil Wears Prada

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Yes baby

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I caught a wiff of someone’s fart at good will and right after that an employee came over the loudspeaker and said “code 1 I repeat we have a code 1” which as a retail worker I assume is code for “hold your breath we got a farter in here”

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We need a leftist Andrew Tate. We need a leftist Fox News. We need a casino where you don't gamble and they give you free money. I refuse to understand the ecosystem I'm in the center of and I will not leave or modify my behavior. We need leftist McNuggets

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I have a really bad case of Post traumatic stress dick

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Used to be nearly incapable of napping, now I’m the nap king

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Cats, cat, cat, cat

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It’s pizza Friday

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Representation win! Caitlyn Jenner has ADHD

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Despite my feeling that I am inadequate and that in many respects I lack the qualifications necessary for the situation I have and for the related situation I have my eye on, I nevertheless have at the same time such a feeling of thankfulness, of hope and of something like deliverance! and freedom!

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Live out the bad years. Fuck it. It may be hell but it’s always more interesting than being dead

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I love me a good monochromatic fit

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Not a bad day off. Showed up to the wrong endodontist location so my appt was cancelled, came home and took my cats outside to enjoy the sunshine while I drank cold brew, then took a fat nap, dropped Brad off at work and went to the movies to see Sinners with a coworker, now we drinkin at Brad’s bar

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Indoor cats need one litter box per cat plus one extra. Ergo, indoor people need one toilet per person plus one extra. And yet, most of us will be sharing toilets with other asses until we die, never having the freedom to just shit and piss whenever we need to

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Finally got a peg board situation going on in my kitchen I’m so fucking excited about it (and it’s not because I’m in my 30s I would have been excited about this at any age so fuck you)

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slight breeze today. i’ve actually never been depressed turns out

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Twice since I’ve moved to this town I’ve received two tickets and both times I was dismissed because the stupid cops miswrote the tickets

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"Pee shyness" is no joke. When people ask if i'd like to join them for a pee, i have to be like "I can't, i'm sorry. i'm too shy." It's lonely being the one guy waiting outside the restroom, listening to everyone else laughing and peeing

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Hey, does everyone still have all the answers? Is everyone still right about everything? Just thought I'd check in!

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Seated and lensed for The Rehearsal season 2 episode 2

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They’ve really been trying to put a cute spin on the term nepo baby

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Great day off so far… perfect weather, iced coffee from 2 different spots, pet two cats at the store where I got some silvervine sticks and slow feeders and raw treats for my cats, just smoked a j and reheated some leftover Taco Bell and now I’m drinkin a nice shandy with all the windows open baby

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It’s pizza friday

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Current* conditions near Muskegon, MI:

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My house is so cool I just walk around it thinkin damb I wish this place could belong to me

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Weather is so horny rn

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