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a new kind of fax machine that prints out any bluesky post that’s been liked by 5 of my mutuals every morning so that i never need to open the discover feed again

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no choice but to have a good day now

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when i wake up screaming and my cat looks me dead in the eye and says “grow up” in a human voice

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i went to bed before 7pm last night so . that’s me

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something always compels me to go for a long walk right before it pours

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when i don’t use my sad lamp in the morning & the weather wanna be all pnw, am and pm become meaningless constructs. it is noon and midnight all at once

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why are cigarettes so fucking cool and romantic and all that

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woke up and gave myself permission to slow down and let love in today

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earthquake felt like a physical representation of my life rn just. shaking. falling. confused. similar to a construction zone but. less cat calls.

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guess who’s going to subway bitches

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starting to understand that i will not obtain the subway mayo today

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sometimes u just have a hankering for subway mayo specifically there’s not much u can do about that except obtain the subway mayo or die

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violently awoken by my uterus like she had a nightmare or something

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just punched myself in the face whilst making my bed so fucking hard that i cried

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using pavement to brush my teeth

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i need to look at 234 photos of myself to choose my favourite 6 and i am so incapable of this task who wanna do it for me

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if nobody got me, my skeets got me

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not ok, not not ok. some third thing. a ko could help. knock me out!

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going for a walk in the rain but it’s also sunny these are PEAK CONDITIONS BABY for . u know. maintaining THIS BRAIN the ideal brain, the happy annoying brain!!!

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swear my brain doesn’t know the difference between hearing a song it likes and an orgasm

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love feeling great hate feeling so fucking annoying lmaoooooo

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every ex i’ve ever had has fed me some shitty line about how good i am at loving and how undeserving they are of it. and they were all right about that! i don’t know what it’s like to be on the other side of that. what does it mean to be loved well?

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how come everyone on in the internet lives on the east coast?

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being in my head feels markedly different today

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most of my very best thoughts will never leave my brain and that’s a shame but. they’re too powerful

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surest sign that i am unwell is catching myself thinking i’m well

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thinking too many thoughts too quickly

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been seeing many signs lately

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ok bet i forget girl iso whatever forever girlfriend

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i been killing joy since before you were born

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No matter the size of the cat, the "kitty stretch" remains the same.

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all my cat ever wants to do is sit in my lap and make eye contact with me while receiving head scritches and i cannot blame her for this

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every time i’ve woken up today something has made me mad and i have gone back to sleep life is beautiful

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fucking take the reels away from me

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sleep? ya i fuck with that. naps? mhmm

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genuinely love curling season because my dad always has so much to tell me when i call him

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