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hawaiijeno.bsky.social
Retired burlesque performer and belly dancer. I still can’t fold a fitted sheet
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GenX Vampire: "We used to drink from the hoes"

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i bet one of the deeper circles of hell is just some place where you’re constantly starving but only allowed to eat necco wafers

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The warden warbler #oldknees

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I’m going to wind up in jail if my fucking neighbor keeps smoking and making my place reek.

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A li’l turdus migratorius this afternoon #birdsky

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#SausageSqualorSaturday It was a pretty shitty Days Inn

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This is why I only go on trails with my dog. He’s gonna find the weird shit and I’m gonna call him back to the trail and leave. www.whec.com/top-news/rem...

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Alright. I’ve scrolled for 2.5 hours. Time to get out of bed while it’s still morning.

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I’m at the point where I’m ready to talk politics with a friend that won’t shut up about them even though I know it will end the friendship because I can’t take it anymore.

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To excuse yourself from unwelcome social engagements, decline politely by explaining that you’ll be busy printing out all your pornography that day. Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don't want you to know.

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Happy weekend, Skeethearts! Let's give it up for the passionate people in this world! 🥰🔥🌍

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Making Pope Jerky is the only logical reason for smoke being part of the conclave ritual.

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Cooking show AND serial killer documentary

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Peace.

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Roger Waters should get to personally show up and destroy you for this abomination

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Remember that kid that moved around a lot? What was his name? … Oh yeah! Flat Stanley! I hope he’s doing well and living his best life.

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tried to make a era-appropriate trailer for my THPS inspired fish game

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Shedeur Sanders in his pre draft interviews

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So when do we get these social media presents I’ve been hearing about?

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New Episode of The Most Important Election of Our Lives! This week @ronplacone.bsky.social joined the voting booth to discuss the X-men and what Mutants might mean for the Military Industrial Complex. Available at all the Pod Places. VOTE NOW!

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Ewok is short for evangelical woke. Neither exist except in fantasy.

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a lot of companies are replacing circles with squares now, that's the hot trend

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You should know I've been working on something for the past 3 months. For a surprise, go check out my profile and read the first word of every skeet, starting with this one.

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Prison Guards Burn Another Pile Of Used Underwear Sent To Luigi Mangione

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