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hay-lee.bsky.social
I drink a lot and know next to nothing. I strive to be the least smart person on the room and suck a little less each day.
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Ketamine is a hell of a drug.

submitted 132 days ago • 3801 comments

My “everything” shower mostly consists of me staring at the wall having a mental breakdown.

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

When you do your own research on Bills defensive coverage on the 1

submitted 154 days ago • 133 comments

I hate A Christmas Story. That’s all. Carry on.

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

🎅

submitted 159 days ago • 16 comments

(And At Christmas You Tell The Truth)

submitted 159 days ago • 4 comments

Put your dick in it.

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing like getting the celebratory vibration on my smart watch for getting my 10,000 steps mid-coitus.

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

Local police just came to my door. Unbeknownst to me, I called the police because I was involved in a car accident with a Chevy Malibu this afternoon. Turns out I can’t collect the insurance money if I wasn’t actually there. Real bummer.

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re shocked about Jay Z being named, you aren’t paying attention.

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

Not me not reading the caption, staring at this photo for far too long, trying to figure out what brand of mouse that is…

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments

I had a job interview for the first time in nearly 11 years today. They gave me a fresh baked cookie afterwards. I absolutely demolished that thing.

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

It’s another week

submitted 181 days ago • 2 comments

Since apparently no one else wants to say it, I definitely will. Please, shut the whole fuck up.

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments

Pumpkin pie pro tip, since that fucker is always filled to the completely spillable top: place the pie crust on the oven rack and THEN pour the filling in. Current me would have been really appreciative of past me if she did that. Signed, Cleaning Pumpkin Pie Filling Off The Floor

submitted 185 days ago • 0 comments

@eliotetc.bsky.social @rickyftw.bsky.social

submitted 187 days ago • 2 comments

FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College theonion.com/fda-bans-cap...

submitted 186 days ago • 102 comments

I need it.

submitted 188 days ago • 0 comments

Always on their neck. Never let up.

submitted 190 days ago • 0 comments

Someone had to do it 🤭

submitted 197 days ago • 527 comments

Make America Healthy Again lasted less than a Scaramucci

submitted 196 days ago • 2846 comments

I honestly had no idea anyone wanted to watch the #TysonPaul fight.

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

Everything I’ve learned about RFK Jr has been against my will.

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

Trump: the country needs less immigrants Matt Gaetz: *fewer Trump: shh. call me that AFTER the inauguration

submitted 200 days ago • 28 comments

Duh.

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

🎶You are beautiful, no matter what they say... (And believe me, they’re saying a lot.)

submitted 199 days ago • 2 comments

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Tis the season #goodcurling

submitted 201 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone else getting Delores Umbridge vibes from Susie Wiles?

submitted 201 days ago • 0 comments

Here’s my other dog.

submitted 201 days ago • 0 comments

In all my years of working corporate, I definitely know that a Friday pizza party during an unpaid lunch break would have motivated voters.

submitted 201 days ago • 0 comments

“Your body, my choice!” She screamed, at the fetus.

submitted 202 days ago • 0 comments

Courtesy of @Sydrow on TikTok

submitted 202 days ago • 0 comments

Hi. Look at one of my dogs.

submitted 202 days ago • 0 comments

America needed the Cowboys and Aaron Rodgers to get the shit kicked out of them, whether they like it or not.

submitted 202 days ago • 26 comments

The Jets downfall lead by Aaron Rodgers is my favorite thing is sports right now. I cannot get enough.

submitted 203 days ago • 66 comments

So is this where we’re hanging out now?

submitted 202 days ago • 0 comments