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haydenblomfield.bsky.social
i've started having fun to the point of being cured of hate
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who up squeaking liks guinnea pig

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legally changing my middle name to thorgensten

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i believe i may be far fonder of ingesting liquids rather than solids

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FULL of carbohydrates

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we are so lucky to hear when the birds sing

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well moo to you too

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kind of fucked up that humans have five toes

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i hope everyone knows this is the type of ogre i am

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who up greepin they greps

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

do kids even crave yoyos anymore

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hey so i think we should buy a mouldy bed, i think that would be great for our quality of life

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they wont tell me who fried this rice

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this is my bridget jones

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my hobby is mooing endearingly but in a distressed way

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ouuuurghhhhh..

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me (if u even care..)

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

it feels like i am made from one of those wibbly wobbly fish tubes

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happy ogrentines day

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forgot i can't breathe underwater and just inhaled SO MUCH liquid

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i am rather quite fond of the cashew nut

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WAIT WAIT WAIT I MEANT TRANQUILIZED. READY TO BE TRANQUILIZED‼️‼️

submitted 49 days ago • 2 comments

they just dont make rocks the way they used to

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there's something so beautiful about cashews

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do you think sheep ever get body dysmorphia

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type of hunger that dinner cannot sate

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my back isn't made for this bipedal life

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i heart gnawing

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trolls are small and evil and live under bridges ogres are big and jolly and live in grottos (like santa claus)

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

it was him.. walter jeremy bush and his magnificent bush flew that plane

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it is greeping time (i am just saying)

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you deserve good things and your friends could never hate you btw

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

freedom lies in being rat

submitted 62 days ago • 5 comments

Lowkey I wanna eat a door

submitted 61 days ago • 12 comments

i enjoy when bears use trees as back scratchers. i think: so true little bear! scratch that itch!

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eat ice cream it's good for u

submitted 62 days ago • 7 comments

does a large bowl of peas count as a salad

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moo

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At least there will always be mushrooms!! ✨🍄‍🟫✨

submitted 63 days ago • 164 comments

slugs are just in a constant state of goop huh, never a break from it. every day they wake up and it’s more slime

submitted 65 days ago • 16 comments

it is so cold.. i have invited all the woodland creatures to my cave, we are warm together

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#SignsOnSunday

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schneebly

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meating it up on a sunday evening

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#hashebeenDBSchecked

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Here is a nice mushroom

submitted 65 days ago • 70 comments

the kind of thirsty that you'll only ever feel at 5:35am

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

Here are some nice mushrooms

submitted 66 days ago • 45 comments